Julie Hagerty credited as playing...
Liza
- Rachel: It's not an affair. Theresa never had sex with him, they just kissed.
- Katie Jordan: A kiss is an affair.
- Liza: You think so?
- Katie Jordan: Absolutely. Once you establish anything truly intimate with another person, even talking, it has to affect the person you're supposed to be the most intimate with.
- Liza: But the crazy thing is that Theresa could fuck her husband. She just couldn't kiss him, I mean really kiss him.
- Rachel: It's not so crazy. There have been times when I'm so angry at Stan that I could fuck him but I don't want that count on anyone near me.
- Katie Jordan: A kiss can be so much more intimate than sex.
- Liza: Yeah. Why is that?
- Rachel: Because fucking means "yeah, yeah, I love you" but a kiss, a kiss means "I like you".
- Rachel: The key to a happy marriage is to accept the essential chasm between men and women.
- Liza: Which is?
- Rachel: A man can mend a fight with sex. A woman can't have sex until they've resolved the fight.
- Liza: Why is that?
- Rachel: It's the basic difference between the penis and the vagina. A penis is a thruster, a battering ram, if you will. Even if it's mad, it can ram. Sometimes it even helps. It's the mad ram principle. However, the vagina - ah, the vagina. The vagina has to be relaxed in order to open and receive. It can't be that gracious hostess in a state of anger. And that goes for blow jobs and kissing as well. Every female point of entry needs to know that the penis is coming... in peace.