Rob Paulsen credited as playing...
Yakko Warner • Dr. Otto Scratchensniff • Pinky
- Yakko Warner: [Dot has been 'mortally wounded' by Salazar's canon. Yakko is holding her in his arms with Wakko crouching near them] Dot... can you hear me?
- Dot Warner: [weakly opens eyes, takes Yakko's hand and nuzzles against it. She looks up at him, smiling weakly] Tell me the story...
- Yakko Warner: What?
- Dot Warner: [weakly] The story... about mom and dad... tell me
- [cough]
- Dot Warner: one last time...
- Yakko Warner: You should rest...
- Dot Warner: [cough] Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess... and they had two sons. But they wanted a daughter, to... so they planted a garden...
- Yakko Warner: [softly] And out of the prettiest flower came...
- Dot Warner: [smiles weakly] Me.
- Yakko Warner: [Everyone is watching the scene with tears in their eyes] So then mom and dad took you home
- [is cradling Dot closer in his arms]
- Yakko Warner: and everynight at bedtime, they'd come in and ask "Who the cutest girl?" and you'd say...
- Dot Warner: [weakly] I am.
- Yakko Warner: And they'd ask "How did you get so cute?" and you'd say...
- Dot Warner: [coughing weakly] I was born that way...
- Yakko Warner: And they'd say..."tell us your name?"... and you'd say...
- Dot Warner: [weakly] "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca
- [cough]
- Dot Warner: Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" but you can call me
- [cough]
- Dot Warner: Dot...
- Yakko Warner: [voice breaking slightly] and they'd ask..."Can we call you Dottie?"
- [tears stream down his face]
- Yakko Warner: and you'd say...
- Dot Warner: [Very weakly] No... just Dot... call me... Dottie...
- [points to Yakko]
- Dot Warner: and you...
- [hand falls to her side]
- Dot Warner: die...
- [Dot 'dies.' Yakko starts to cry and nuzzles against Dot's head]
- Yakko Warner: [looking at a ravine] Wow, just don't look down.
- Wakko Warner: Do you get Vertigo?
- Yakko Warner: Nah.
- Wakko Warner: Me neither.
- Yakko Warner: Yeah. I've seen that movie three times and I still don't get it.
- King Salazar: You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?
- Wakko Warner: [sadly] No one, sir.
- Dot Warner: You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.
- King Salazar: Yes, well, everyone has problems.
- Yakko Warner: [Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.
- Wakko Warner: Will you be our new daddy?
- King Salazar: Certainly not!
- Dot Warner: [jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!
- Wakko Warner: Oh, please Dad! Do!
- King Salazar: I'm not your father!
- Yakko Warner: That's not what Mommy said.
- King Salazar: I know - I'll wish for a million bucks. No! Make that two million bucks!
- Yakko Warner: Sounds good to me.
- [Salazar is suddenly trampled by a herd of male deer]
- Yakko Warner: Just be glad it's not mating season.
- [One of the deer makes a romantic face at Salazar]
- Brain Mouse: [flying in the Air-Screw] With the wind at our backs, all we have to do is maintain this velocity, and we'll be the first to reach the wishing star! Do you know what that means Pinky?
- Pinky: What does what mean?
- Brain Mouse: Just skip it.
- Pinky: Skip what?
- Brain Mouse: Grrrrr! Just stop!
- Pinky: 'Kay.
- [Pinky stops pedaling. They fall]
- Brain Mouse: AAAAAHHHH! NO! Keep pedaling! Keep pedaling, Pinky!
- [He does. The Brain gasps in shock]
- Brain Mouse: You almost killed us! What were you thinking?
- Pinky: But you said stop!
- [Brain pulls himself to his feet and clutches at his pounding chest]
- Pinky: You really did, Brain, you said 'stop.'
- Brain Mouse: Ignore what I say!
- Pinky: Really?
- Brain Mouse: Yes, just keep pedaling!
- Pinky: 'Kay.
- [He stops pedaling again. They again start falling]
- Brain Mouse: NOOOOOO! What are you doing?
- Pinky: Ignoring what you say.
- Brain Mouse: Not about that!
- Pinky: Not about what?
- Brain Mouse: Just KEEP PEDALING!
- Pinky: [starts pedaling again] Sometimes you are so confused, Brain.
- King Salazar: When will this insanity stop?
- Dot Warner, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: I know! Pick me! Pick me! I know!
- King Salazar: Yes, you.
- Dot Warner: Daaaaah... what was the question?
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: Good Answer! All right!
- King Salazar: [talking about King Salazar's wishes] How about fame and fortune?
- Yakko Warner: Here's Fame with Irene Cara and a subscription to Fortune Magazine!
- King Salazar: How about the Midas touch? Everything I touch will turn to gold.
- Yakko Warner: Yeah, including food. Try eating a solid gold turkey. Adios bicuspids!
- Wakko Warner: If only I'd earned more...
- Yakko Warner: Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.
- Wakko Warner: I guess so...
- Yakko Warner: You turning in?
- Wakko Warner: ...To what?
- Yakko Warner: ...Good question. See you in the morning.
- Wakko Warner: Good night.
- Yakko Warner: [after the Warners have thrown a sled named Rosebud on the open fire] What do you want from us? We're freezing here!
- Pinky: But Brain, how ever will we get to the wishing star first?
- Brain Mouse: Simple, Pinky. With the help of the great Leonardo DaVinci.
- Pinky: He is going to give us a ride there in his pant cuffs?
- Brain Mouse: No Pinky. DaVinci is dead.
- Pinky: Oh, how sad. When's the funeral?
- Brain Mouse: He died a long time ago.
- Pinky: And I forgot to send flowers? Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!
- Brain Mouse: No, Pinky, allow me.
- [Smacks him with his pencil]
- Brain Mouse: STUPID!
- Pinky: If we were supposed to fly we'd have come with little bags of nuts.
- Brain Mouse: Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts!
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner: [singing Jingle Bells] Sailing through the slush/In a wind-blown wagon sled/Down the road we mush/Dot is still in bed!
- Dot Warner: [singing] I'm getting really bored/I've read this magazine/If we don't get there soon/I think I'm gonna scream!
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [sings the chorus] Oh, wishing star, from afar/Dot is getting worse/Be a sport and grant our wish or we'll sing another verse!
- Brain Mouse: Pinky, I knew I'd find you out here wasting time with this horse.
- Pinky: But Pharfigneuten and I have pledged out hearts to each other!
- Brain Mouse: Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.
- Pinky: Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant. Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony? Along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?
- Brain Mouse: I stand corrected, Pinky. That is a horse, you are an imbisile.
- Pinky: Thank you!
- Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: [singing] We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ we're heading off to seek our dream come true/ It's waiting right out there/ the answer to our prayer.
- Wakko Warner: A wish for free...
- Yakko Warner, Dot Warner: That you might be a multimillionaire, that's why/ we're off to seek our destiny together...
- Yakko Warner: It's one for all...
- Wakko Warner: And all for one...
- Dot Warner: Times three!
- Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: Who cares about the stuff we lack/ we're on our way and we won't be back...
- Wakko Warner: Until we find that star.
- Dot Warner: Gee, it looks kind of far.
- Yakko Warner: Too bad we don't have a car.
- Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: Oh, what the hey! We're on our way/ to find the wishing star! We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ and when we do, our troubles are gonna be through/ It's just around the bend/ it's where the mountains end/ We're packing our load/ we're hitting the road/ let's sing it together again - Hey hey! We want to be the first to touch the wishing star/ We're northward bound/ we're leaving town today!
- Yakko Warner: We're taking a stand...
- Wakko Warner: We're making a vow...
- Dot Warner: This is the place...
- Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: The moment is now! We're Yakko, Wakko and Dot/ We're giving it all we've got!
- Dot Warner: We're coming, so ready or not...
- Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: Today's the day/ we're on our way to find the wishing star!
- Yakko Warner: Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.
- King Salazar: Huh? Where?
- Yakko Warner: Right there.
- King Salazar: [sniffs] Did I get it?
- Yakko Warner: Yeah - noooo, no, still there.
- King Salazar: [sniffs again] How about now?
- Yakko Warner: Now it's over there. Ooh.
- King Salazar: [wipes] How about now?
- Yakko Warner: No. Ugh.
- Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!
- Yakko Warner: Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!
- [gags]
- King Salazar: Oh, all right!
- [Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door]
- Yakko Warner, Dot Warner, Wakko Warner: [dancing] We're in charge! We're in charge!
- [facing the blinding light of the glow of the Wishing Star and holding up his hands as though he's framing a shot]
- Yakko Warner: Mr. Spielberg loves this shot!