Shah Rukh Khan credited as playing...
Amarkanth Varma
- Amarkanth Varma: Can I do something for you?
- Amarkanth Varma: I mean, get you the stars or the moon? Conquer a fort?
- Amarkanth Varma: Cigratte? Sorry but no match stick!
- [smiles when he notices her smile]
- Amarkanth Varma: You're all alone. Can I get you something?
- Meghna: [smiling] A cup of hot tea
- Amarkanth Varma: One Minute, I'll just get it
- Amarkanth Varma: I'll be back. Don't go away.
- Amarkanth Varma: There's a bomb in my suitcase. If you move it will explode!
- Amarkanth Varma: [knocks on his suitcase] Here, this one... 'boom'.
- Amarkanth Varma: [recalling his meeting with Meghna on the radio] It is night at the station... He was waiting for the train.
- Amarkanth Varma: But the rains came piercing through the sky, the trees were swaying as if they had lost their senses.
- Amarkanth Varma: Such was the fury of the weather, as if it would drown the world!
- Amarkanth Varma: In the midst of this, he saw somebody on the dark platform... He yelled- Brother, do you have a matchstick?
- Amarkanth Varma: A gust of wind blew the cloth off the stranger's head... a girl.
- Amarkanth Varma: Dark black hair but little eyes. High cheekbones
- Amarkanth Varma: A flat nose as if somebody had pasted it on in a rush.
- [smiling]
- Amarkanth Varma: One look... and he decided to save her from the villains and carry her away.
- Amarkanth Varma: You know, if you push me away like that, it means that you like me very much
- Amarkanth Varma: [takes her hand and hits his head] Hitting me like this means you love me very much
- Amarkanth Varma: [getting elbowed in the stomach by Meghna] ouch, oh... that means you can't live without me
- [smiles]
- Meghna: Yes, that's true. I will die
- Amarkanth Varma: Now, now. Who is asking you to die?
- [takes her hand]
- Amarkanth Varma: Just say you love me
- Amarkanth Varma: Suppose we do get married. What do you think? Will we be happy together? With lots of love and bliss?
- Amarkanth Varma: Then we'll fight; break heads
- [smiles when she smiles]
- Amarkanth Varma: But, listen, once the kids come, no more fights.
- Meghna: No, they will be involved, too.
- Amarkanth Varma: [intrigued] Really? How many kids will we have? One? Two?
- Meghna: More.
- Amarkanth Varma: [amused] More?... Three? Four?
- Meghna: Eight.
- Amarkanth Varma: [in disbelief] Eeii - eight?
- Meghna: hmm, yes
- [smiles]
- Amarkanth Varma: Oh, God. Okay, but they have to look like me.
- Meghna: If they resemble you, then you keep them.
- Amarkanth Varma: Oi! If not me, should they look like you? With your tiny eyes? Your flat nose?
- Meghna: [smiling] Flat nose?
- Amarkanth Varma: [playfully comments] Hmm, didn't anyone ever tell you that only your smile is all right?
- [Meghna pushes him away]
- Amarkanth Varma: Hey, hello.
- [running toward her, almost out of breath]
- Amarkanth Varma: I have to to give you something. Remember? A cup of hot tea... Will you have it here or prefer to go to a restaurant? Or there's a good joint down-...
- Meghna: Move out of my way.
- Amarkanth Varma: Wait, maybe you haven't recognised me. We met at the railway station platform. I asked you for a matchstick...
- Meghna: Platform? Matchstick?
- Amarkanth Varma: Yes, you were covered in a dark shawl. It was raining that day...
- Meghna: It wasn't me.
- Amarkanth Varma: Hold on, here's my tag - Amarkanth Varma, All India Radio.
- Meghna: Look, you are mistaken. You must have seen somebody else.
- Amarkanth Varma: Sorry, I am sorry
- Amarkanth Varma: You weren't there?
- [watches her leave toward the bus]
- Amarkanth Varma: [thinking to himself] Not you, then who?
- Amarkanth Varma: Oi!
- [on the bus, she turns. He realizes that she does remember him]
- Amarkanth Varma: Hmm.
- [smiles and walks away]
- Amarkanth Varma: Yahoo.
- [clicks his feet together in the air]
- Amarkanth Varma: [feeling very hurt] Why did you lie to me that you were married?
- Meghna: If I hadn't, would you have left me?
- Amarkanth Varma: No, I wouldn't
- Meghna: That's why
- [walks away]
- Amarkanth Varma: [frustrated] Listen, don't try to act innocent. I know you are not as innocent as you look
- Amarkanth Varma: You have been giving me mixed signals. You think I will dance to your tunes all my life? But your game is exposed
- Amarkanth Varma: [he grabs her] Stop!... You love to play with men's feelings, don't you? Know what we call girls like you? A tease.
- Meghna: [haughtily looks at him] You really hate me, don't you?
- Amarkanth Varma: Yes, with all my heart
- [calming down and letting go of her]
- Meghna: [coyly replies] Look into my eyes and say that.
- Amarkanth Varma: [both in blindfolds] Shukla, can you see anything?
- Shukla: Yeah, the gong of death!
- Amarkanth Varma: [smiling] Don't be afraid
- Shukla: Then what? Should I celebrate? I'm fed up. I have two wives and eight kids. Why do you do this?
- Amarkanth Varma: Don't be angry now.
- Mrs. Bharmen: [holds Amar's head while the doctor is stitching his wounds] Got beaten black and blue for her!... Now do you intend to work or not?
- Amarkanth Varma: [answers with difficulty] Naa...
- Mrs. Bharmen: What?
- Amarkanth Varma: Nnooo.
- Shukla: He said no.
- Amarkanth Varma: Mrs. Bharrmmen, Mrs.Bharmen...
- Mrs. Bharmen: Yes, tell me?
- Amarkanth Varma: Shhee... sshhee...
- Mrs. Bharmen: She?
- Amarkanth Varma: Yes, mmarryy... mmarryy...
- Mrs. Bharmen: What... What is he saying?
- Amarkanth Varma: mmarryy... married...
- [points to Shukla's ring]
- Shukla: Married?
- Amarkanth Varma: Yes... She's not married.
- [smiling]
- Shukla: She's not married?
- Shukla: [extremely happy] she's not married!
- Amarkanth Varma: [taps on Shukla's shoulder] She's come.
- Shukla: She's the one? Why has she brought this gang?
- Shukla: [wears his spectacles] Hey, you wanted to apologise to the girl. So why are these two men coming here? Who are they?
- Amarkanth Varma: Her husband.
- Shukla: Husband? Two husbands?
- Amarkanth Varma: You have two wives.
- Shukla: Hey, there's a lot of difference between a husband and a wife.
- Amarkanth Varma: Shush, quiet, they are coming.
- Amarkanth Varma: [approaches her from behind] Oi! Recognize me?
- Amarkanth Varma: All alone? Your husband is not to be seen. Sent him to thrash somebody?
- Meghna: I don't have a husband anymore.
- Amarkanth Varma: [smiling, playfully looking at her] Oh, are you looking for a new one?
- Meghna: [says to the security guard, pointing at Amar] I'm his wife.
- Amarkanth Varma: [surprised but feeling quite amused] What did you say? You're my wife? My wife.
- Amarkanth Varma: Everyone, she's my wife. We've been married for 25 years!
- Amarkanth Varma: [playfully looks at her] Isn't that right? Congratulations, honey.
- Amarkanth Varma: [knocks on the bus window] Hey, Wife! Let me knew if somebody needs a thrashing, ok?
- [laughing]
- Amarkanth Varma: Oie, I'm talking to you... oie, stop!
- Meghna: [turning back] What do you want?
- Amarkanth Varma: Some answers. What's your name?
- [walking upto her]
- Amarkanth Varma: I've been betrayed, I was beaten up and dumped in an isolated spot, and today I am your husband?
- Amarkanth Varma: Don't you think I'd have some questions for you to answer? If I have to address you, then by what name?
- Meghna: Meghna
- [walks away]
- Amarkanth Varma: Real or false?
- Meghna: False.
- Amarkanth Varma: False?
- [infuriated, grabs her bag]
- Amarkanth Varma: Who were those men?
- Meghna: My brothers.
- Amarkanth Varma: [sarcastically] Yeah, sure! Like Rajiv Gandhi is mine?