Brad Pitt: Sinbad

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

Sinbad

[Going to rescue Marina from a Roc]
Sinbad: She couldn't *see* the bird? Everyone *else* saw it. It's as big as the freakin' ship! Marina? Marina's looking the *other* way.

Sinbad: [after one of Proteus' men was eaten and then spit up my a sea monster but goes back to fighting it anyway] Give that guy a raise!

Sinbad: Well, well, well. This has got to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.
Eris: [chuckles] Don't push your luck, Sinbad. You're cute. But not *that* cute.

[Marina saved the crew from the Sirens, all Sinbad does is blame her for the damage she did to the ship]
Marina: Are you crazy? I saved your life!
Sinbad: Oh, I would've been fine. I always am.
Marina: Right.
[walks away muttering toward her "cabin"]
Marina: So ungrateful. It's just typical.
Sinbad: And you chipped the paint! Right here, look at it! That's more than a little scratch!
[Marina slams the door behind her, the crew and Spike look at Sinbad reproachfully]
Sinbad: [groans angrily] The dog - and the crew - and th-th-that *woman*!
[knocks at Marina's door]
Sinbad: [both shouting]
Marina: What?
Sinbad: Thank you!
Marina: You're welcome!
Sinbad: No problem!
Marina: Don't worry about it!
Sinbad: I won't!
Marina: Good!
Sinbad: Good-bye!
Marina: Bye to you!
[slams door shut again]

Kale: So, any idea how we actually *get* to Tartarus?
Sinbad: Tartarus?
[chuckling]
Sinbad: Oh, no, no, no, no. People get *killed* in Tartarus.
Kale: [sly] So where are we going?
Sinbad: [lays down a map of Fiji] Fiji!
Kale: Fiji? This time of year?
Sinbad: Think of the beaches.
Kale: Oh, beautiful, if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad: Think of the sun.
Kale: It's monsoon season.
Sinbad: Oh, then the women.
Kale: They're cannibals, Sinbad.
Sinbad: [nudges Kale] Exactly.
[Kale groans]
Sinbad: Come on, Kale.
Kale: He's your *friend*.
Sinbad: Listen to you. You sound like my mother. Proteus will be fine.
Kale: You're sure of that?
Sinbad: You and I both know Dymas is not gonna let them execute his only son.
Kale: So we're running away?
Sinbad: We're retiring! We don't *need* another score! We've *got* enough! Now, set a course for Fiji.
[to the crew]
Sinbad: Gentlemen, we're heading to Fiji!
[the crew cheer and dance]

Sinbad: And you are?
Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.

Marina: So, how are we gonna get down?
Sinbad: I... I don't know.
Marina: What?
Sinbad: I don't know yet.
[Marina stares at him]
Sinbad: I'm thinking about it, all right?
Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?
Sinbad: Of all the ungrateful--
[groans]
Sinbad: Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!
Marina: No, shh, shh, shh, shh, all right.

Marina: [Sinbad has his back to Marina] Honestly you are the most boarish pig headed man I have ever met.
Sinbad: [Turns to respond] Hey Lady! I've seen the high born boys your type hangs out with ha... and I'm the only man you've ever met.

Marina: You're rescuing me?
Sinbad: Well - yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.

Marina: [plotting how to escape the Roq] So. What do we have to work with? Um... ropes?
Sinbad: Uh... no.
Marina: Grappling hooks?
Sinbad: Yeah-no.
Marina: [exasperated] Your swords?
Sinbad: Hey, I've got this!
[pulls out a knife]
Marina: Oh, great. He can pick his teeth when he's done with us!

[Sinbad is dragging Marina over the ship to her new "quarters", while she fights him furiously]
Sinbad: As you can see, we're well equipped to accommodate the most discerning of royal taste. We have excellent ocean views! Luxurious living quarters -
[dumps her into the storeroom]
Sinbad: with three gourmet meals a day. Pickles, eggs, and pickles!
[Spike comes on screen]
Sinbad: Oh hey Spike, there you are.
[to Marina]
Sinbad: I'd like to introduce you to your new bunkmate, or actually you're *his* new bunkmate, as it's actually his bunk. We do hope you have a pleasant stay aboard the Chimera! Oh. If he starts hugging your leg - it means he likes you.

Rat: [Sinbad is looking annoyed after Marina compliments a sailor for "courtesy"] You know, you really ought to be a little more courteous.
Sinbad: [Sinbad punches Rat off screen] Oh, Great. Now I'm getting etiquette lessons from a bilge rat.

[Marina is trying to get Sinbad to go to Tartarus and get the Book of Peace back to save Proteus]
Marina: You're really not going to lose any sleep over this, are you?
Sinbad: Not a wink.
Marina: Because me, I'd be tossing and turning, knowing I'm alive... because I let my friend die.
Sinbad: Augh! I'm not responsible for this mess! And I didn't ask Proteus to put his neck on the line for me!
Marina: Look, clearly I can't appeal to your *honour*. But I have other ways of convincing you.
Sinbad: Really? Uh... Just how do you expect to do that?
Marina: By speaking your language.
[holds up a large diamond]
Sinbad: [takes the diamond] Keep talking.
Marina: [Marina empties a small bag of jewels into his hand. Sinbad considers it]
Sinbad: Yup, this'll do! But - not for first class.

Kale: What happened down there?
Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Kale: Try me.
Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.