David Kelly credited as playing...
Michael O'Sullivan
- Michael O'Sullivan: Take a drink and remember the man.
- Jackie O'Shea: And raise your spirits to the sky. Raise them to Ned Devine. God bless you Ned, and may we be forever in your debt.
- Pig Finn: To Ned Devine.
- Pig Finn: To Ned.
- Maurice O'Toole: To Ned.
- Michael O'Sullivan: Well he must have been a great man, this Michael fellow.
- Jackie O'Shea: He had his faults.
- Michael O'Sullivan: Will you excuse me just a minute, will you Jim? I have a bit of an upset tummy coming on.
- Jackie O'Shea: It's a premonition, Michael. A vision.
- Michael O'Sullivan: It's a chicken dinner.
- Jackie O'Shea: It's obvious Michael. He wants us to claim the money. Share the chicken dinner. Share the winnings.
- Michael O'Sullivan: What a great man he was.
- Jackie O'Shea: Yeah, and his spirit's in me head.
- Michael O'Sullivan: What'll you do with the ticket?
- Jackie O'Shea: Well, he wrote his name in the back Michael. We pretend to be Ned, and we claim the half million.
- Jim Kelly: Would you happen to know a Ned Devine?
- Jackie O'Shea: Ned Devine?
- Jim Kelly: Ned Devine. Do you know him?
- Jackie O'Shea: I do. I do. Is it Ned you wanted?
- Jim Kelly: It is, yeah.
- Jackie O'Shea: Well, I can take you to Ned Devine's house if you want.
- Jim Kelly: That'll be very good of you. Why don't you jump in the car?
- Michael O'Sullivan: Sweet Jesus.
- Michael O'Sullivan: There's the man.
- Pig Finn: Hey boys. Hey boys.
- Jackie O'Shea: How are ya? The old sparkle in your eye, ey?
- Pig Finn: You're a devil Jackie. Geez Jackie, you must have a terrible thirst on ya tonight. I've never seen a man drink two pints at the same time.
- Jackie O'Shea: This is yours Finn. I bought you a pint so.
- Pig Finn: You're joking me? Well, you've never bought me a pint.
- Jackie O'Shea: Well, I've always bought you home many a night.
- Michael O'Sullivan: And I bought you a packet of your favorite Mexican crisps.
- Kitty: Yoo-hoo. It's not me Christmas card already is it, Michael?
- Michael O'Sullivan: Christmas has come early this year, Kitty.
- Jackie O'Shea: Go on, ask me another one. Use your imagination.
- Michael O'Sullivan: How old are you, Ned?
- Jackie O'Shea: I'm sixty six, Sir.
- Michael O'Sullivan: [pretending to be Ned Devine] A big win is it?
- Jim Kelly: Ned, you've won six million eight hundred and ninety four thousand, six hundred and twenty pounds. How does that make you feel? Take your time now, there's no rush. It's a great shock to the system I know. Just give yourself a moment to get used to the idea. So what do you think, Ned? Well it was a roll over week. The jackpot wasn't won last week, so they carried it over to this week, and you were the only winner. Were you aware of that, Ned?
- Michael O'Sullivan: No.
- Michael O'Sullivan: Has the news reached Tullymore?
- Jackie O'Shea: Not even Dublin's figured it out yet, so nobody knows but the winner.