Joey Slotnick credited as playing...
Steve Wozniak
- Mike Markkula: Steve Wozniak's employee number one, you're number two.
- Steve Jobs: Wait a minute. I'm employee number one. Woz?
- Steve Wozniak: Doesn't matter to me.
- Steve Jobs: I'm employee number one around here.
- Mike Markkula: I'm not saying anything. I wasn't implying anything.
- Steve Jobs: All right, then I'll be zero. Woz, you can be number one. I'll be zero. Okay?
- Steve Wozniak: Microsoft? Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft. Or Bill Gates. I mean, they were nobodies. But then we were all nobodies, which was perfect for us. Because all the respectable, straight-arrow guys were busy doing what they always do, which is be respectable. Which meant the rest of us could run around acting like crazies, which is what we did best. I miss those days.
- Steve Jobs: Those guys think they're revolutionaries. They're not revolutionaries, we are.
- Steve Wozniak: We are?
- Steve Jobs: You are putting poison into your body.
- Steve Wozniak: That's french fries, man. You know, all-American food?
- Steve Jobs: That's what I'm talking about.
- Steve Wozniak: Come on, I can't eat like you do. Eatin' fruit all the time? That's weird.
- Steve Jobs: It's not weird. It's pure.
- Steve Wozniak: Where's your beard?
- Steve Jobs: In the bathroom sink. I shaved it off.
- Steve Wozniak: Well, how come?
- Steve Jobs: 'Cause banks don't like beards.
- Steve Wozniak: [to Jobs] All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're heading for the wall.
- Steve Jobs: What, like I have to have a moustache?
- Steve Wozniak: A suit! You actually bought a suit!
- Steve Jobs: Are you sure this thing is even gonna work?
- Steve Wozniak: If it doesn't catch fire.
- Steve Jobs: Don't even joke.
- Steve Wozniak: I've always wondered what it was like for Steve. Ever since we were kids, everything he ever did was somewhere between a religious experience and some sort of crusade, like with this
- [Macintosh]
- Steve Wozniak: commercial...
- Steve Wozniak: [about their first prototype] They hated it.
- Steve Jobs: Woo hoo!
- [hugging him, dancing about]