Terry Farrell credited as playing...
Reggie Kostas
- [doing a word association test]
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Dog.
- Dr. John Becker: Leave.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Tree.
- Dr. John Becker: Me.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Man.
- Dr. John Becker: Alone.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Hey!
- Margaret: [Referring to a gift to Linda from Bob] Aren't you going to open it?
- Linda: I'm afraid to.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Don't bother. It's a leopard thong.
- Linda: How do you know?
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: First gift?
- Linda: Yeah.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Leopard thong.
- Linda: Oh, come on. Do you really think he would...
- [pauses to peek inside of the box]
- Linda: Ok, let's say he did.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Doesn't what she did piss you off?
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah, it just doesn't surprise me because I happen to feel that most people are cruel, small-minded and shallow.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Oh, come on, Becker, if I believed that then I'd have to believe that the entire world just sucks.
- Dr. John Becker: Thank you! That's what I've been trying to tell you every single morning for the past two years! Thank you.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Do you think it would be silly for me to go back to college, now?
- Dr. John Becker: No, I think it would silly for us to have this conversation again, ten years from now.
- Dr. John Becker: Well, I went to my first anger class and it worked... I'm pissed as hell. I'm in a room with a bunch of psychos, they hand out pamphlets and get this: Its an anger symptom early warning device.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Its a rubber band.
- Dr. John Becker: Oh! College girl! Anyway, I'm supposed to snap it everytime I feel angry.
- Jake Malinak: Won't that make you more angry?
- Dr. John Becker: Shut up.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: Behavior modification works very well to help break behavioral patterns.
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah, look Reg, a couple of classes at the institute of psychology and air conditioner repair doesn't qualify you to pepper me with dime-store generalities.
- Dr. John Becker: I woke up to the fact that as a healthcare professional, it's insane for me to go on smoking.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: They raise the price of cigarettes again?
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah. $4.50 a pack!
- Jake Malinak: Wait a minute, this guy's really good-looking, isn't he?
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: I could lick his face like a Dove bar.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: I don't have a license to sell alcohol.
- Dr. John Becker: You don't have a license to sell rat hair, either, but that never stopped you.
- Regina 'Reggie' Kostas: I hate to break it to you, Becker, but you're normal.
- Dr. John Becker: I don't have to listen to this. You know, you've called me alot of things, damaged, neurotic, obstinent, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna listen to you tell me I'm normal. I'm abnormal!