Regina Hall credited as playing...
Brenda
- Buffy Gilmore: Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?
- Brenda: Oh please. The press only wanna interview the most ignorant person they find.
- Shorty: [Cut to Gail Haistorm interviewing Shorty about Drew Decker's death]
- Shorty: I'm on T.V. Oh shit, first "Cops" now this. I'm gonna be a star, son.
- Gail Hailstorm: So how close were you to the victim?
- Shorty: Oh real close. Right 'til the roofies wore and she woke up. Then she was all talkin' 'bout pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue outta her ass and left.
- Gail Hailstorm: If you could have spoken to her before she died what would your last words to her have been?
- Shorty: Run bitch, run!
- Brenda: Shorty, why you have to be so loud? And make sure you take your behind to class this time.
- Shorty: I do be going to class.
- Brenda: Lunch is not a class, Shorty.
- Shorty: It is when you got the munchies!
- Brenda: You a dumbass.
- Shorty: Your Mother.
- Brenda: You my Brother, that makes her your Mother too, jackass!
- Shorty: Oh, well then your Father's stupid.
- Brenda: So? I don't know him.
- Shorty: Yeah, me either.
- Brenda: [Sucking the sauce off her fingers and screaming at the screen] Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Don't go in there!
- [screams, scaring everyone in the theater]
- Brenda: Woah-ho-ho-ho! Lord! I'mma have a heart attack! Oh, this is some scury shit! Hah! Oh I am scared! Oh-ho-ho!
- Old Man: [annoyed] Excuse me?
- Brenda: Uh ha... I think I paid my money like er'ybody else up in here!
- [Watching the movie]
- Brenda: That ain't no man! You can see her real hair right there!
- Young Lady: [turning around] Do you mind?
- Brenda: [sticking out her hand to the women's face] I know you better get outta my face! Outta my face! Outta my face! This is all me up in here! You handle 'dat!
- Young Man: [shouting] Will you shut the fuck up!
- Brenda: [takes out a camera] Um-umm! This movie is good!
- [the Killer sits next to her, but she thinks it's Ray]
- Brenda: Hey baby, you back just in tiiiime! She's about to get in on with Shake-a-speare! He found out she's a girl.
- Young Man: Shut UP!
- Brenda: [turns around with the camera pointing at the young man behind her] Yeah I got you! I got you on camera! You on candid camera now! You ain't know 'dat!
- Brenda: [her cell phones rings and everyone groans as they know what is going to happen] Hello? Hey girl! Ah, I'm in the movies! Uh-huh, yeah Shake-a-speare in love! Ohh-ohh! You lying! You lying!
- Young Man: For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!
- Young Lady: Shut up!
- Brenda: [to her friend on the phone] Hold on...
- [to the audience of the movie theater]
- Brenda: I don't know why ya'll is acting like this! My girlfriend already saw the movie and she says they don't even stay together in the end!
- Cindy Campbell: [before pushing a dead fisherman in the water] Don't you think we should check his wallet first?
- Buffy Gilmore: For what?
- Brenda: Shit, he might have some money.
- Brenda: Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.