Melora Walters credited as playing...
Claudia Wilson Gator
- Claudia Wilson Gator: I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.
- [singing along to Aimee Mann's "Wise Up"]
- Claudia Wilson Gator: It's not / What you thought / When you first began it / You got / What you want / Now you can hardly stand it though / By now you know / It's not going to stop
- Jim Kurring: It's not going to stop / It's not going to stop / 'Til you wise up
- Jimmy Gator: You're sure / There's a cure / And you have finally found it
- Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: You think / One drink / Will shrink you 'til you're underground / And living down / But it's not going to stop
- Phil Parma: It's not going to stop
- Earl Partridge: It's not going to stop / 'Til you wise up
- Linda Partridge: Prepare a list for what you need / Before you sign away the deed / 'Cause it's not going to stop
- Frank T.J. Mackey: It's not going to stop / It's not going to stop / 'Til you wise up / No, it's not going to stop / 'Til you wise up / No, it's not going to stop
- Stanley Spector: So just... give up
- Claudia Wilson Gator: I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. You're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me.
- Jim Kurring: No. Like what? What do you mean?
- Claudia Wilson Gator: You have so much - so many good things. And you seem so together. You're a police officer and you seem so straight and put together - without any problems.
- Jim Kurring: I lost my gun today.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: What?
- Jim Kurring: I lost my gun today when I left you and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know and it's on my mind. And it makes me look like a fool. And I feel like a fool. And you asked that we should say things - that we should say what we're thinking and not lie about things. Well, I can tell you that, this, that I lost my gun today - and I am not a good cop. And I'm looked down at. And I know that. And I'm scared that once you find that out you may not like me.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Jim. That, that was so...
- Jim Kurring: I'm sorry.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: - great. What you just said.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: You don't know how fucking stupid I am.
- Jim Kurring: It's okay.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: You don't know how *crazy* I am.
- Jim Kurring: It's okay.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: I got troubles, okay?
- Jim Kurring: I'll take everything at face value. I'll be a good listener.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: I started this didn't I, didn't I - fuck.
- Jim Kurring: Whatever it is, just say it, you'll see.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: ...You wanna kiss me, Jim?
- Jim Kurring: Yes, I do.
- [Claudia kisses Jim]
- Claudia Wilson Gator: I wanted to do that.
- Jim Kurring: Well...
- Claudia Wilson Gator: That felt good to do - to do what I wanted to do.
- Jim Kurring: Man, oh man, I feel like a bit of a scum-bucket doing this, since I came here as an officer of the law and the situation and everything, but I feel like I'd be a fool if I didn't do something I really wanna do - which is to ask you for a date.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: You wanna go on a date with me?
- Jim Kurring: Please, yes.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Ahem. Well, is that illegal?
- Jim Kurring: Sort of.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Then I'd like to go. What do you wanna do?
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Why are you here? Why are you doing this? Coming in here? You wanna call me a whore?
- Jimmy Gator: Claudia, I'm sick. I'm sick, Claudia.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Fuck you.
- Jimmy Gator: No, no, please, listen to me.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Fuck you!
- Jimmy Gator: Listen to me right now, Claudia. I am dying. I got sick and I fell down...
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house.
- Jimmy Gator: I'm dying. I have cancer, Claudia. I have cancer. And I'm dying very soon.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Fuck you.
- Jimmy Gator: It's metastasized in my bones.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Fuck *you*!
- Jimmy Gator: Claudia, it's - I'm not lying to you. This is the truth. I'm telling you, Claudia, I'm going to lose.
- Claudia Wilson Gator: Get out. Get out! Get the fuck out of here! Get out! Go!