Kath
Ronald Blanche
Cora Blanche
Dezmond Blanche
Stanley Smith
Lorna Bull
Morton Blanche
Sergei Gorgonov
Lorraine Bull
Bellboy (as John Boswell)
Kitchen boy
Waiter
Chambermaid
The Fisherman
Edna Blanche (voice)
Mr. Lyme
Patrick Colonic
Ruby Colonic
David Da Gigglo (as David Da Silva)
Dorothy Teenage
Norman Teenage
Karen Thin
Salo Thin
Master Bruce Dysfunctional
Mr. Geoff Dysfunctional
Mrs. Cicely Dysfunctional