Before Jim Enright made his hit comedies for Wicked Pictures, he shot this lousy porn feature, derived from a typically asinine script by that man of 1000 clunkers, Marc Cushman. It's at the bottom of its genre barrel.
An untalented Victoria Paris lookalike Shannen Steele is interviewing bored housewives for a dumb tv project -she recites her lines in a monotone that sets a new standard for incompetence. They don't call female porn performers "actresses" anymore (Models is the current term) and she definitely isn't an actress.
Paula Price and Patricia Kennedy star as housewives who pour out their sexual tales, boring excuses for sex scene flashbacks. Movie's central gimmick is 100% unfunny, as Marc Wallice portrays Paula's husband, a couch potato addicted to watch sports on TV.
Paula f*cks friend Doreen, and later is unfaithful to Wallice by humping her real-life husband Eric Price. Britt Morgan is shown in flashback humping Patricia's husband Jonathan Morgan, who despite the common last name is not her real-life husband.
Shannen masturbates to test Wallice's abiity to ignore women (for sports instead) and succeeds. To prove he's not impervious to the opposite sex, Britt Morgan is enlisted and manages to seduce Marc by talking about sports with him.
We previously saw Wallice f*cking his future wife Patricia in flashback, an excuse for scripter Cushman to "hilariously" (so he thought) mock Cable TV for not for its introducing sex channels but rather its addictive sports programming. How amusing!
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