- Lady Cartwright: Now, listen to me, Charlie, you Ham-Skulled Dunderbuttocks! My God-daughter Eustacia wishes to...
- [chloroformed unconscious]
- Shopkeeper: Look, if you're not going to buy anything just fuck off.
- Pope: Kill them!
- Motivational Speaker: Try to
- [points to flipchart]
- Motivational Speaker: "Give less of a shit". No matter how much of a shit you give, there's always someone else out there who's prepared to give less of a shit.
- Mahler: [passionate concerto] I'm wearing my wife's knickers!
- Various Characters: [getting naughty with a Melon]
- Various Characters: Darling! We've landed on the Moon! Where are you? What are you doing?
- Sunday Daddy: And remember how Nanna was always jolly and cracking little jokes? Yeah, that was Alcoholic Dementia...
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