Iggy Pop credited as playing...
Mr. Zellweger
- Lane Leonard: [knocking on the door] Mr. Zellweger, please!
- Mr. Zellweger: Whats the problem?
- Lane Leonard: Mr. Zellwegar, i tried to stop her i really tried!
- Mr. Zellweger: Stop who from doing what?
- Lane Leonard: "Al Martino bites the big one", that's what she wrote. On the bathroom wall. Some weird girl with a dog collar, and a snake tattoo on her face!
- Mr. Zellweger: WHAT KIND OF SICKO?
- Mr. Zellweger: [over the PA at a skate rink] Of course, that was "Love Letters" by the sultan of smooth, Mr Al Martino. While we're still in a romantic mood, skaters are reminded that there's no better way to say ''l love you'' than with a brand new pair of skate guards. On sale in the main office.
- Mr. Zellweger: Hey, are you ready to party? l know l am. So, let's make the scene, Gene. As who else - Al Martino - invites us to enter a world of "Fascination."