Zena Grey credited as playing...
Natalie Brandston
- Roger the Snowplowman: Give me the bird!
- Natalie Brandston: The Wayne!
- Roger the Snowplowman: The bird!
- Natalie Brandston: [shouts, louder] The Wayne!
- Roger the Snowplowman: [also shouts louder] The bird!
- Hal Branston: Ah, snow day.
- Natalie Brandston: Snow day! Snow day, snow day, snow day. Snow day! Anything can happen, Hal.
- Melter: Where in the name of the Seven Son are you going?
- Natalie Brandston: To the kitchen. I'm gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich.
- Melter: Tsch, tsch, tsch, tsch. Weren't you going to save the Universe?
- Natalie Brandston: Dad, is it ever gonna snow?
- Tom Brandston: Oh, I don't know, sweetheart. It's been tough lately. Last year it was El Niño, this year it's...
- Natalie Brandston: El Sucko.
- Hal Branston: Hey guys, l'm going out.
- [exits]
- Natalie Brandston: Good.
- Tom Brandston: Why - good?
- Natalie Brandston: He's been acting all weird lately.
- Tom Brandston: Well, he has a lot on his mind. You know, girls. Pretty much, mostly girls.
- Natalie Brandston: Is that why he's wearing a girl's ankle bracelet?
- Tom Brandston: Could be. Could be. You know boys Hal's age like to experiment. Did you say ankle bracelet?
- Natalie Brandston: The prize, the legendary "Second Snow Day". Think of it, Hal. Two in a row. We've never had two in a row before.
- Natalie Brandston: Snowball. Now!
- Chet Felker: What do you need? I got the standard "Slushball", always dependable. The ever-popular "Moonball". The last thing he sees is you mooning him. l've got the jelly-filled "Snownut". And this one.
- [holds up a yellow snowball in a plastic bag]
- Chet Felker: Speaks for itself.
- Natalie Brandston: Give me the "Snownut".
- Roger the Snowplowman: You first.
- Natalie Brandston: You first!
- Roger the Snowplowman: l said "you first" first.
- Natalie Brandston: So?
- Melter: lt's up to you, Natalie. Gather your forces. Only you can unleash the rage of a hundred snow days - that could've been, that should've been, if not for him.
- Natalie Brandston: Snowplowman.
- Melter: Stranded there alone, with the fate of the Universe hanging in the balance, l remembered a little saying I learned the first day at the Academy.
- Natalie Brandston: Yeah, yeah. I know. "Winners never quit and quitters never win."
- Melter: What? No! It was, "Winners never quit and quitters shall be cast into the flaming pit of death!"