Jerry Lawler credited as playing...
Jerry 'The King' Lawler • Jerry Musburgerking
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: She shouldn't even be here right now, she should be in the back with Mr. McMahon, having fun.
- JR: How do you know that was fun?
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: What do you mean how would that be fun? You don't think that would be fun?
- JR: Well, he's not exactly my type, if you know what I mean...
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: [after looking at a Playboy issue featuring Christy Hemme] You have no idea what I'm using as a bookmark!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Her with those curves and me with no brakes!
- [shouts]
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Puppies!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Christy won't go anywhere without Lita, of course Lita will go anywhere.
- JR: You can't prove that.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: [to Jonathan Coachman after being humiliated by Stone Cold Steve Austin] You have HBO. Horrible Beer Odor!