Christian Clavier credited as playing...
Andre
- [after eating dog food]
- André le Pate: I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.
- Count Thibault: I am already wealthy. I own hundreds of horses and bags of pepper, four hundred backs of wool, and fifty barrels of Spanish olives.
- Andre: And you own me, Sire.
- Count Thibault: Yes. But you have no value.
- Andre: [pause] That is true.
- Count Thibault: Run behind the chariot, peasant!
- Hunter: Yes, master!
- André le Pate: He can't run behind the car!
- Count Thibault: He cannot ride with us; he is not noble.
- Julia: Yes, but he has to ride in the car.
- Count Thibault: He is very fast!
- Hunter: We-we're taking the freeway; you can run seventy miles an hour, can you?
- André le Pate: I have good boots!
- André le Pate: [as the Count is bathing, Andre takes a bottle of Chanel and drinks some, handing it to the count] Ah! Very good flavour!
- Count Thibault: [he drinks some, then promptly spits it out] Blah! This is not wine, ignorant peasant! It is oil for the bath!
- André le Pate: [as they are dining, he whispers] Sire?
- Count Thibault: What?
- André le Pate: [whispers] I have to make pee-pee.
- Count Thibault: [aloud] Ah, you have to pee! *Outside*!
- André le Pate: But sire... the wolves! I could be eaten!
- Count Thibault: Find a torch! Idiot.