Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Oz Oseransky
- Jimmy: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
- Oz: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
- Jimmy: [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?
- Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
- Jimmy: [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
- [Jill takes the phone from Jimmy]
- Oz: [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
- Jimmy: FIND OUT WHERE HE IS!
- [into phone]
- Jimmy: JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!
- [Jill takes the phone away]
- Jimmy: It's a DISGRACE...
- Jill St. Claire: [into phone] Oz, you stud, you!
- Frankie Figs: Gonna be a DEAD stud.
- Dave Martin: Don't do anything stupid.
- Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Dave Martin: You married Sophie.
- Oz: OK, OK. Let's say that he did make a pass at you. The guy's been in prison for five years. He's desperate. He'd sleep with a meat grinder.
- Jimmy: You're a lucky guy, Oz.
- Oz: Why would you say that?
- Jimmy: You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run.
- Oz: So what are you betting on?
- Jimmy: I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me. And like I said before, I'd really hate to have to kill you.
- Oz: He sa... he said you guys haven't even met.
- Sophie Oseransky: Who you going to believe? A contract killer or your wife?
- Oz: Do I have to answer that?
- Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski: You're a dentist?
- Oz: Afraid so.
- Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski: You suicidal?
- Oz: Why would you say that?
- Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
- Oz: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.
- Oz: [Jimmy just shot Frankie Figs] Why did you kill him?
- Jimmy: [Jimmy throws the gun into the river] Well, I had to kill one of you.
- Oz: Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him?
- Jimmy: Well, if I didn't kill you, Frankie would have. Then he would have figured I'd gone soft, and eventually come after me and the money.
- Jimmy: I'm gonna keep the Coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. If you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, chop your legs off, set your house on fire, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out of your house. OK, Pierre?
- [after a beat, the waiter turns to Oz]
- Oz: I'm fine.
- [the waiter leaves, and Jimmy starts laughing]
- Jimmy: You're fine? Let me tell you something, Oz. You are *not* fine. Do you know your wife wants you dead?
- Oz: [tugs off his wedding ring] That much I've figured out.
- Oz: [after Frankie beats a confession out of Oz] I MAY know where he is.
- Frankie Figs: Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni.
- Oz: OK. You mind if I piss a little blood first?
- Frankie Figs: Please, by all means.