Frank Collison credited as playing...
Wash Hogwallop
- Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty.
- Pete: The hell you say! Wash is kin!
- Washington Hogwallop: Sorry, Pete, I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine.
- Pete: I'm gonna kill you, Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
- Ulysses Everett McGill: Say, uh, Cousin Wash, I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hair net.
- Washington Hogwallop: Got a bunch in yon bureau, Mrs. Hogwallop's as a matter of fact
- [sniff]
- Washington Hogwallop: . Help y'self... I won't be needin' 'em.
- Washington Hogwallop: Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
- Ulysses Everett McGill: She musta been lookin' for answers.
- Washington Hogwallop: Possibly. Good riddance as far as I'm concerned. I do miss her cookin' though.
- Delmar O'Donnell: This stew's awful good.
- Washington Hogwallop: [examining his fork] You think so? I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday... I'm afraid she's startin' to turn.