Sally Phillips credited as playing...
Various Characters
- Various Characters: [Dating Agency Video] I'm looking for a man who's really attractive, but doesn't know it. Who's really sensitive, but can be really tough when I want. Who's got a high powered job, but isn't motivated by money. Who's got a big penis, but doesn't feel like he has to use all of it. And he's got to be able to fly.
- Various Characters: [Vet] So this is?
- Various Characters: Harry.
- Various Characters: And Harry is...?
- Various Characters: Not very happy.
- Various Characters: Clearly. And Harry is... a?
- Various Characters: Hamster!
- Various Characters: Yes, of course.
- [to self]
- Various Characters: Hamster, Hamster, Hamster!
- Various Characters: [Nice Doctor] Oh, no, no! You can take loads! And don't forget it's a jolly nice thing what you are!
- Various Characters: [In Denial] What?
- Various Characters: [friend has a new baby] Is that all it does? You must be gutted!
- Various Characters: Have you seen the new Bond Film? It's amazing it's all, you know!
- [they spin around with finger guns]
- Various Characters: WAAAH! I want to do my Plan! If you don't let me do my Plan, I'm going to hold my breath until I die!
- Various Characters: [Dating Video] I am making Art! I am making Art! I am making Art! I am making Art! I am a Veil, a Bull, Moo, A Veil. I am a Veil a Bull!
- Captions: Crap Job? No money? Not getting enough sex? Be a Prostitute!
- Various Characters: [Victory fist pump, gets in the car]
- Various Characters: You are wearing a Suit Teddy!
- Various Characters: Well, if you won't read your emails...
- Various Characters: I am aware that some people are uncomfortable with my Punk Past. I mean, the upside is I know the lyrics to some wonderful songs by Guns and Roses and Van Halen! The downside, of course is this.
- [Raises fringe to reveal a "Fuck Off" tattoo on her forehead]
- Various Characters: I'm looking for a man who's not going to make me do... what I don't want to do... even if it is his birthday.
- Various Characters: My hobbies? Well, pussy! Old pussy, young pussy. I actually don't care how young! And all those top-shelf Wank-Mags! But what I'm really about is the Line Dancing.
- Various Characters: [VO] Line Dancing? What?
- [Runs off in Horror]