Jacob Vargas credited as playing...
Joker
- Joker: Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties.
- Day-Day: [shaking hands with Roach] I've knew we've never will be together forever, you're a cool Puerto-Rican dude.
- Baby Joker: Hace falta feria, güey.
- Joker: QUE!
- Baby Joker: Simón.
- Joker: [Looks at Day-Day and Roach] PINCHES HIJOS DE PUTA, CABRONES!
- Day-Day: What?
- Joker: We're saying, you're fucked ese! You're staying with us!
- Day-Day: Aw man.
- Joker: Baby Joker, get the duct tape, homes.
- Baby Joker: Orale, carnal.
- Joker: It's on my bed homes, I was using it earlier.
- Day-Day: Shit, man!
- Lil Joker: [Talking to the girls] Hey and you, got put your clothes back on, alright!
- Roach: [At the Jokers house door] Knock.
- Day-Day: You want me to knock?
- Roach: Well knock.
- [Day-Day knocks at the door slightly]
- Roach: You're acting like a little bitch right now man, they're not gonna hear that, the music is playing.
- Day-Day: Excuse me partner, that was a fuckin' ghetto knock I just did.
- Roach: I'm gonna show you how to knock on a door.
- Day-Day: Hey, hey no stop.
- Baby Joker: [Inside the house when Roach is banging on their door with his feet] Yeah, rub that shit.
- Joker: [He hears Roach banging his door and get's his gun] I hear something? Fuck. Yeah I got to do everything around here, SHIT! Ruining my flow.
- Girl #1: [Talking to Lil Joker when kissing her neck] Right there.
- Joker: [When talking to his brothers] Hey you lover boys, YOU HEAR THAT SHIT!
- Day-Day: [Talking to Roach about banging the door with his feet] Motherfucker you better stop, they're gonna think we're the police in there.
- Roach: It gets results.
- Joker: [the brothers opening the door at a gunpoint] The fuck do you want?
- Day-Day: We came to borrow some sugar.
- Joker: Does this look like a fuckin' 7-Eleven to you homes? Do you see a Red-Dot on my Forehead my friend? Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work? DO YOU? NO, YOU DON'T SO FUCK YOU MY FRIEND. Get the fuck outta here Day-Day, and you too, Slim Shady.
- Day-Day: No problem, we're gone.
- Roach: Hold on, just a second, hey man you've run over my skateboard. I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT, ALL RIGHT!
- Joker: What?
- Day-Day: [the Joker brothers grab him and Roach and get them inside their house] Oh no, that's that bullshit, man it ain't like...