Jason Wiles credited as playing...
Maurice Boscorelli • Self
- Sully: Bet you didn't figure on watching fake vampires your first day back.
- Bosco: There was a time I didn't figure I'd have a first day back.
- Sully: I always knew.
- Bosco: No you didn't.
- Sully: When you were hurt, way back in the beginning, when we were coming over to your room and sitting with you, I realized something.
- Bosco: What? That you had better things to do?
- Sully: No. I realized why you rub me the wrong way.
- Bosco: 'Cause I'm so much better looking than you?
- Sully: When you first came on at the 5-5 you were this gung-ho, 100 miles an hour, true believer. All you wanted to do was catch bad guys.
- Bosco: And you were the opposite.
- Sully: No. I was exactly the same way when I came on. There was no one more excited about being the police. But the system beat it out of me. Bad guys I worked hard to get went free... Cops I respected ended up being dirty. Even did a few things myself I'm not too proud of.
- Bosco: Yeah?
- Sully: So I kept waiting for it to beat you down. But you never let it. And that's what I realized one day sitting by your hospital bed. You piss me off so much because you remind me that I let the system beat me.
- Bosco: You're a pretty damn good cop, Sul.
- Sully: I don't really believe there's a greater good anymore. But you still do. So I always knew that if you woke up, you'd be back out here. 'Cause you're a true believer, Bosco.
- Bosco: [after an awkward moment] I'm not gonna kiss you.
- Sully: Unless you wanna get shot again.
- Bosco: Greetings! This is not God, but this is his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over.
- Bosco: Look, I know you're upset but if we're going to have to rely on me being the level-headed one, we're going to have some serious problems.
- Bosco: Only two things I watch. Sports and animals.
- Yokas: Animals?
- Bosco: Yeah. Shark shows, elephant babies, lions, tigers, bears.
- Yokas: Oh my.
- Bosco: What?
- Yokas: Nothin'.
- Bosco: You don't watch those shows? Best shows on the box.
- Yokas: I guess I must be missing out.
- Bosco: You are. A lioness with her cubs in the tall grass. No human beings around for miles.
- Davis: Except for the 18 guys in the camera truck?
- Bosco: You gotta ruin it for me, right?
- Rose Boscorelli: Your precinct sent a very beautiful arrangement.
- Bosco: Yeah, they're nice.
- Rose Boscorelli: Michael would've loved them.
- Bosco: Flowers from the police... He would've got a kick out of that.
- Aaron Noble: I was doing research, for a book.
- Bosco: Oh my gosh. You know what? Please accept our apologies. Sarge! Sarge stop searching the car. He was only doing research for a book.
- Cruz: Oh, didn't somebody already write Dumb and Dumber?