Jonny Lee Miller: Jonny

Love, Honor and Obey

Jonny

Fat Alan: That's all very well, Jon, but a blade ain't a really effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in several different kinds of martial arts. No really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go for it. Stab me you sigh.
[the others laugh]
Jonny: I wouldnt wanna do that.
[he stabs him]
Fat Alan: He stabbed me!
[the gang laughs harder]
Fat Alan: He stabbed me in the gut!
Ray: Look at his face!
Jonny: I'm sorry, Bruce.
Fat Alan: Shall I leave it in or take it out?
Ray: Leave it in and go out!

Jude: Shut up a minute, Jonny. Listen to me. Don't ever, ever, interrupt me in that situation again. No one cares what you have to think or say in that situation. If Ray had been here he'd rip your head off, mate.
Jonny: I know, I just thought...
Jude: No, no nothing. I'm Ray's relative. I speak for Ray in that situation. You don't offer a word, okay?

Jonny: [handing Jude a gun] Here.
Jude: Is that for me?
Jonny: Yeah. It's loaded, be careful.
Jude: Are we going tooled up?
Jonny: Yeah. I'll show you how to use it on the way down. Don't point it at anyone you like, all right?

Jonny: Jude explained it wasn't an act of cruelty, it was an act of discipline. When I pulled those wings off I knew he was right. He showed me you could gain strength through violence and with power and control you could do anything.

[last lines]
Jonny: [singing] In the avenues and alleyways / Where a man's got to work out which side he's on / Anyway he chooses chances are he looses / No one gets to live too long / The avenues and alleyways / Where the soul of a man is easy to buy / Everybodys wheeling everybodys stealing / All the low are living high / Every citys got 'em / Can we ever stop 'em / Some of us... / Are gonna try.

Jonny: [narrating in clown paint] The first time I saw him, there he was. London's biggest gangster, singing on his karaoke. Well, that's another thing about gangsters, we're all performers.