Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Alec • X5-494 • Ben • X5-493
- Max Guevara: I think I'll call you Alec, as in Smart Alec.
- X5 494/"Alec": I can live with that.
- Max Guevara: Good, cuz my second choice was Dick.
- Ben: Nothing went wrong with me! I'm doing what I was made to do, what we were taught to do!
- Max Guevara: Hunt people down to perform amateur dental surgery? I must've missed that class.
- [while Max is giving Alec a fake lap dance to fit in at a strip club]
- Max Guevara: Can we concentrate on coming up with a plan?
- X5 494/"Alec": I'm thinking.
- Max Guevara: You're talking!
- X5 494/"Alec": I can do both.
- Max Guevara: I doubt that.
- X5 494/"Alec": Well you just lost your tip...
- Alec/X5-494: You know, this whole tough-chick act thing is really unbecoming. "I'm gonna bounce you on your ass. I'm gonna smack your bitch head." It's so unfeminine.
- Max Guevara: What's that?
- Alec/X5-494: It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.
- Max Guevara: Been there, done that. Check the news.
- X5 494/"Alec": We're living on borrowed time. And if you don't put your heart out there on the line, you're never really living at all.
- Joshua: Alec, I'm so glad to see you.
- Alec/X5-494: Uh-huh.
- Joshua: This is Gem. She's having a baby.
- Alec/X5-494: Oh, so naturally you thought of stopping by Jam Pony in broad daylight.
- X5 494/"Alec": You know, this isn't exactly a plum assignment for me either. You spent half your life out there in filth and degradation. I could catch something.
- Max Guevara: They screwed this whole thing upon purpose to escalate the situation.
- Alec/X5-494: Yeah, well it worked.