Patrick Pinney credited as playing...
Painting • Painty the Pirate • Cool Fish • Fish #1 • Scoutmaster • Security Guard • Zoo Keeper
- [opening sequence]
- Painting: Are you ready kids?
- Kids: Aye Aye Captain!
- Painting: I can't hear you!
- Kids: Aye Aye Captain!
- Painting, Kids: Ohhhh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painting: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painting: If nautical nonsense be somethin' you wish.
- Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Painting: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
- Painting, Kids: Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePannnnnts!
- [Hearty laugh]
- Painting, Kids: [SpongeBob plays flute using his nose]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?
- Painting: Arrgh! I'd just be a painting of a head.