Mrs. Puff's new substitute teacher gives SpongeBob a crash course in driving. Mr. Krabs and Plankton must work together after discovering a well of miracle-grease under their restaurants.
Karen tells the fairy tale of a nerd trying to steal an action figure from his three little neighbors. Squidward hosts a secret 'We Hate SpongeBob Club' at his house.
SpongeBob and Squidward try to sell Krabby Patties from a food truck in the darkest depths of the ocean. Pearl and Narlene have a whales' day out in the big city.
Frustrated that he's seen as cute instead of evil, Plankton builds a robot to punish anyone who says 'aww!'. Patrick crushes the postman, so he and SpongeBob deliver the mail around Bikini Bottom.
On Christmas Eve, SpongeBob and his friends look back on some of the fun and less-than-jolly Christmas moments. And when Christmas morning comes around, they realize that what matters most is the loving warmth of the holiday cheer.