Pauly Shore credited as playing...
Bobby Zimmeruski
- [the Beret girl walks past them as they're eating]
- Bobby: Wow.
- [He jumps over to table and speaks in a fake French accent]
- Bobby: Me and a little crumpet like yourself could make beautiful bongo music together.
- Beret Girl: Whoa. Easy, boy. You're fogging up my karma.
- Max: Hey, you want to sit with us?
- Beret Girl: Sure. You're cool balances out his fool.
- [Snaps her fingers]
- Bobby: Okay. Whatever.
- [Beret girl sits next to PJ]
- Beret Girl: [chuckling as she flirts with PJ] Well... if it's all the same, I, uh... I forgot your name.
- P.J.: It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature are overlooked, except by vultures, with no regard to the depth of their souls, the height of their passion, the beauty of their moments.
- Beret Girl: Oh, wise Buddha Boy. How could anyone overlook such a bundle of yes-ness? Let's dance.
- [Pulls him on to the dance floor]
- Max: [to a shocked Bobby] Guess the Bob-boy's lost his touch.
- Max: [referring to Goofy] Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules: No interfering with the X Games practice, no hounding us about schoolwork, no coming into our room unannounced, and *no* acting like a father. Especially mine. He's got his life, I've got my life.
- Max: [echo] ... my life... my life... my life...
- Bobby: Spooky...
- Max: Grande cappuccino. Make it a double.
- P.J. Pete: Hey, Max. Be here now, bro. We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one with your selfness.
- Bobby: That's just the new PJ speak for, Where you been, buddy?
- Max: I've decided this school's only big enough for one Goof. I'm transferring out of here.
- Bobby: Excuse-ay moi moi?
- P.J. Pete: Wait. Hold it. Max, come on. That means you can't be on the X Games team.
- Max: Exactly. You don't want me on the team, anyway. I lost in my best event.
- Bobby: Oh, come on, Max-man. That was a one-time freak fest. You can beat any of those losers any day.
- Max: I've already decided. I'm out of here.
- Beret Girl: Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.
- Max: If I can't even beat my father, who is the most athletically challenged man in the universe, how can you expect me to beat the other competitors? We're starting in last place because of me.
- Bobby: That never stopped us before. You wanna give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out?
- Max: Well, no.
- Bobby: You want to let the crowd who once cheered for you, cheer for someone else? Especially when that someone else is your old man?
- Max: No!
- Bobby: Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy?
- Max: No.
- P.J. Pete: Together we can do it!
- Max: You're right. We can still beat them! Let's whip those Gammas.
- Bobby: Mission possible!
- [They put their hands together]
- Max, P.J. Pete, Bobby: Let's do it to it! Yeah!
- [They run out triumphantly]
- Beret Girl: Boys will be boys.