Jennifer Lopez credited as playing...
- Steve: Do you ever think about that night at the park?
- Mary: What?
- Steve: I barely know you. I don't know your dad's first name, I don't know if you ever wore braces, or contacts, or glasses and I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, Mary. But I do know the curves of your face. And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. I know that the night at the park was the best time I've ever had. Pl-please say something.
- Mary: I'm a magnet for unavailable men, and I'm sick of it. It's simple, I love Fran, I respect her, and she loves you. So besides your tux measurements, that's all I need to know. Please go away.
- Steve: Why you only eating the brown ones?
- Mary: Because someone once said they have less artificial colouring because chocolate's already brown. And it kind of stayed with me.
- Steve: You kind of stayed with me.
- Mary: Y'know, "those who can't do, teach"? Well those who can't wed, plan.
- Mary: I can treat that jackass like any other faceless groom! And that's just what I'm gonna do! Why? Because he's nothing... because I love a challenge! And because I am a goddamn professional!
- Mary: [to Eddie after he rescues her from the runaway dumpster] You saved... my shoe. I mean, my life.
- Steve: [while taking dance lessons] If you're thinking what I'm thinking...
- Mary: What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers!
- Mary: You smell like sweet red plums and grilled chesse sandwiches.
- Steve: Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well, first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said, 'Hey, a movie sounds good,' plus he got an invitation.
- Mary: Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?
- Steve: What are you talking about?
- Mary: Where's Fran?
- Steve: She's in Tahiti, on our honeymoon.
- Mary: [after picking up the statue, looks to the ground] You castrated him!
- Mary: Oh my God, you castrated him!
- Steve: [taking off Mary's neck brace] Woah, you've got a big neck.
- Mary: I have a big neck?
- Steve: No, don't get me wrong it's a fine neck, it's just that i haven't had a patient over the age of 6 in the past 5 years.
- [about Massimo]
- Mary: For an entire summer he followed me around asking me if I had a vagina!
- Penny: [pause] I think that's adorable!
- Salvatore: But Massimo said you announced your engagement.
- Mary: I never said that.
- Burt: See, I told you Miss Mo was full of crap.
- Salvatore: Not Miss Mo. Massimo. Massimo.
- Mary: What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers.
- Steve: It was a dance. Whoop dee doo. It didn't mean anything.
- Mary: Then why did you almost kiss me?
- Mary: The doctor is the groom. The groom is the doctor. The doctor is Fran Donnelly's fiancée.
