Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
Simon Russell Beale: Napoleon
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Duke de Darling : My lord emperor, I the Duke de Darling bring news. The English have reached Waterloo.
Napoleon : Good, prepare to attack.
Duke de Darling : But first, I would like to ask, why do we want to invade Britain in the first place? I mean the wine is made of the pipi of cows and their women all have big beards!
Napoleon : We invade, Darling, because the British think they are so tough! They think we French are sissies! They call us weeds and whoopsies and big girl's blouses!
Duke de Darling : With respect, my emperor, we are whoopsies. We invented the tapestry, the soufflé and the sweet liqueur. We will be slaughtered the minute we mince up the hill.
Napoleon : Do not despair! It is my firm belief that God hates the British. He will intervene miraculously. He will send us a glorious victory on this field of Waterloo!
Duke de Darling : Oh Bravo!