Keith Hamilton Cobb credited as playing...
Tyr Anasazi
- Tyr Anasazi: I have faith in nothing but this - when the universe collapses and dies, there will be three survivors - Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt, trying to save the cockroaches.
- [Watching two aliens fall to their deaths after being thrown off a bridge]
- Tyr Anasazi: Mine hit first.
- Dylan Hunt: Yours was fatter.
- Tyr Anasazi: Your willingness to defy the universal odds is a disease that apparently we have all contracted.
- Tyr Anasazi: Consider this, either it's the end of it all, or you'll have a magnificent tale to tell your children.
- Beka Valentine: Tyr, ya don't have to come. I know how hard it is for you to beat that Nietzschean self-preservation gene.
- Tyr Anasazi: You know, that " Nietzschean self-preservation gene," as you call it, can't be passed down unless a breeding partner makes herself available. Proving one's worth as a husband and father requires taking risks.
- Beka Valentine: So all these dangerous, macho things you do - it's to impress the chicks?
- Rommie: Nice flying, Tyr. If I ate food, you'd be wearing it.
- Tyr Anasazi: Lovely image. And they say AIs have no poetry in their souls.
- Rommie: Nope, no poetry, but we're hell on wheels with a dirty limerick. Wanna hear one? There once was a man from Nan...
- [machine beeps, revealing a system full of High Guard ships]
- Tyr Anasazi: What do you see?
- Rommie: Poetry.
- Beka Valentine: Where did you get all the candles?
- Tyr Anasazi: I rendered them from the fat of my enemies.
- Tyr Anasazi: [Tyr's just regained his memory] You're wrong. I am Tyr ... Anasazi of Kodiak Pride! Out of Victoria by Barborosa! And I ... will never .. surrender!
- Beka Valentine: The suspense is killing me.
- Tyr Anasazi: The suspense isn't what's going to kill you.
- Harper: Yeah, well, the suspense already owes me a new pair of shorts.
- [to alien invaders]
- Tyr Anasazi: Do you think you're the first one to try and kill me? You'll have to work harder.