Ardal O'Hanlon credited as playing...
- Robbie: I know what we do one day a year, but what about the other 364?
- Blitzen: Well, usually it's like -
- [scene of reindeer exercising]
- Robbie: Oh. I was hoping it would be more -
- [scene of Robbie dancing at a wild party]
- Robbie: Or maybe sometimes -
- [scene of reindeer playing guitar by the fire]
- Blitzen: Sorry, Robbie. But it's definitely -
- [scene of reindeer exercising]
- Robbie: Right. When's the next bus out of town?
- Prancer: [thinks] Uh, April.
- Robbie: [collapses] Training it is.
- Head Elf: What happened, Robbie?
- Robbie: I got tired of sweeping, then I saw these bits of toys lying around, and I thought, I'll invent new toys. This is Sebastian Musclewhale.
- Head Elf: Do whales have arms?
- Robbie: Sebastian has three. He needs them to fight his archenemy... Octomonkey!
- Vixen: Robbie, I know you love me and would do anything to please me. I don't want you to run in the steeple chase. There, that done, lets get on with our lives.
- Robbie: Sorry, Vixen but I'm going to run. And try to win and everything.
- Donner: There's something oddly familiar about that fork lift.
- Robbie: Hi Donner.
- Robbie: I'm a rubbish reindeer. I'm even a rubbish elf. I'm worse than rubbish. If they tossed me in the rubbish bin, the other rubbish would say...
- Rubbish: There goes the neighborhood.
- Robbie: I have decided that strength is not really my strength.
- Vixen: [as Robbie is blabbing incoherently, since he can't talk to her] Someone sent me flowers, Robbie. I know they were from you. Do you know why? Because they were cheap.
- Robbie: [to Donner, after Vixen leaves] But it was all the money I had.
