Spy Kids (2001)
Alexa PenaVega: Carmen Cortez
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Quotes
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Carmen Cortez : Oh shiitake mushrooms.
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Felix Gumm : Your parents are international spies. Good ones, but they've been mostly inactive for the last nine years.
Carmen Cortez : What are you talking about?
Felix Gumm : I was assigned to protect your family, but something's gone wrong. I have to take you to the safe house.
Carmen Cortez : My parents can't be spies! They're not cool enough!
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Juni Cortez : Eew, gross!
Carmen Cortez : What do you see?
Juni Cortez : You.
Carmen Cortez : Very funny.
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Carmen Cortez : You skipped a chapter, meathead!
Juni Cortez : Better stop calling me names!
Carmen Cortez : Pull up, booger breath!
Juni Cortez : Stop it, or I'll call you names!
Carmen Cortez : Go ahead! You've got nothing on me, warthog!
Juni Cortez : Sure I do... diaper lady.
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Carmen Cortez : Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.
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Carmen Cortez : Mom, I've been skipping school, going places, taking ferry rides in the city...
Ingrid Cortez : It's OK. It's OK. I know. We'll talk about it when we get home.
Carmen Cortez : ...running off to Belize.
Ingrid Cortez : What? You went where?
Carmen Cortez : You're right. Let's just talk about this when we get home.
Ingrid Cortez : No, no, no, no. You can tell me everything now, OK? Is that what you want to be, free from your family? Hey!
Carmen Cortez : I used to. Not anymore.
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Carmen Cortez : Wow. We are definitely gonna be late for school.
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Juni Cortez : What did you do to him?
Carmen Cortez : Machete Electroshock Gumballs. It says long lasting. But I don't trust wrappers.
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Carmen Cortez : Never send an adult to do a kid's job.
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Carmen Cortez : We'll be back for you, fellow agents.
Juni Cortez : Sknaht!
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Fegan Floop : But it's not that simple!
Carmen Cortez : Figure it out. We'll be back for you.
Juni Cortez : Teach them to be good!
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Carmen Cortez : Oh, now you've done it!
Juni Cortez : I knew this was gonna happen!
Carmen Cortez : We're gonna crash if you don't do something!
Carmen Cortez : You did this on purpose, you kamikazee!
Juni Cortez : But now it's balanced!
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Carmen Cortez : [Carmen holds Juni's Fooglie picture and taunts him] What's this supposed to be? A self-portrait?
Juni Cortez : [imitating Carmen] What's this supposed to be? A self-portrait?
Carmen Cortez : [Gregorio takes the picture off Carmen, and Carmen tells on Juni] Mom! He's mimicking me!
Juni Cortez : [imitating Carmen] Mom! He's mimicking me!
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Carmen Cortez : Com systems check. Can you hear me?
Juni Cortez : Yeah.
Carmen Cortez : Let's try that cave over there.
