Tara Strong credited as playing...
Timmy Turner • Timmy • Poof • Baby Poof • Tad • Computer Voice • Britney Britney • Kid • Girl #1 • Kid #1 • Baby • Princess Mandie • Vicky's Mom • Child • Computer • Fairy #2 • Woman • 8-Year-Old-Girl • Anger • Attractive Woman • Australian Girl • B.R.A.T. Girl • Baby Flappy • Ballboy • Baseball Kid • Beautiful Nurse • Beverly • Blob #1 • Blob #2 • Blockhead Kid • Blonda • Blonda Fairywinkle • Brenda • Canadian Goose • Carly • Cartoon Kid • Chatty • Cheerleaders • Choir • Common Sense • Country Boy • Cow • Daughter • Debbie • Dolores • Dr. Tina Tune-up • Ducky • Eric • Fairy #1 • Fairy #4 • Fairy Clerk • Fairy Girl • Fan #1 • Female Fairy #1 • Fish Finder • Gigglepie Overlord Blee • Girl #2 • Girl Fan #1 • Girly Voice • Goldie • Grass Skirt Girl • Guitar • Heather • Kid #2 • Kimmy • Kitty Horn • Lady #1 • Lauren Ledergerber • Lawn Mower Kid • Little Girl • Long Face Kid • Mandie • Mary Lou • Mechanical Baby • Mindy Wienergristle • Miss Idaho • Mother • Mrs. Hempel • Nerd #2 • Nurse • Orphan Walla • Patron • Paula Poundcake • Phone Lady • Popular Girl • Projector • Ranch Girl • Receptionist Fairy • Rental • Reporter #1 • Rival Kid • Robo Maid • Robotic Voice • Sanjay's Mom • Scout • Secretary • Snooty Fairy #1 • Sprout • Sue Shi • Supermodel • Susan C. Anthony • Swing Kid • Swollen Scout • Talking Car • Tammy • Teddy Bear • Teenager • Timmy Suit • Timmy Turner Clone • TimmyTurner • Tommy • Try-Out Girl #1 • Try-Out Girl #2 • Twinkle • Unicorn #1 • Woman Bystander
- Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.
- Cosmo: So can I, I'm just polite.
- Timmy Turner: Wow, my mom as a kid.
- Young Dad Turner: Yeah... and she's got a beautiful name. It's...
- [a Mack truck, blowing its horn drives by Timmy and Young Dad]
- Young Dad Turner: ...but everybody calls her Mom.
- Timmy Turner: This is great! A world without girls. I can do whatever I want!
- Timmy Turner: [farts] I'm free!
- Cosmo: [Cosmo sniffs the air] Wow, freedom stinks.
- Timmy Turner: I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously.
- [Cosmo turns his desk legs into rockets. Timmy blasts through the ceiling]
- Timmy Turner: Aaaagggghhh!
- Wanda: [to Cosmo] It means without being noticed.
- Cosmo: Well, if he wasn't screaming, he wouldn've been noticed.
- Cosmo: If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot.
- Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her *how*?
- Denzel Crocker: [shows painting] And here's another painting... The Scream.
- Timmy Turner: Why is he screaming?
- Denzel Crocker: Because he was wrong! And he got an F!
- [unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it]
- Denzel Crocker: Like you!
- [sticks a paper marked F on Timmy's hair]
- Dad: [sees Timmy looking at Mr. Crocker in a dress on his computer]
- Dad: Egad! You know you're not supposed to be on those kinds of websites!
- Timmy Turner: But that's my teacher.
- Dad: Well it does make him look pretty...
- Vicky: All right twerp, time for bed!
- Timmy Turner: But it's only six-o-four!
- Vicky: Well, it's nine-o-four on the East Coast. BED!
- [one moment later, in Timmy's bedroom, Timmy's clock changes to six-o-five]
- Cosmo: Now it's nine-o-five on the East Coast!
- Mom Turner: [Timmy is eating ceral like a dog] He sure is hungry.
- Dad Turner: No, no, that's just the way all kids eat cereal now; face first. I'm hip!
- [Starts to eat his cereal like Timmy]
- Timmy Turner: [School bus arrives] School bus! School bus! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!
- Dad Turner: Wow, does Timmy love school or what?
- [Sticks face into cup of hot coffee]
- Dad Turner: Oww, hot! It doesn't work with hot!
- Wanda: Look at our chart. 99.9% Timmy. 0.01% Other.
- Timmy Turner: What's the other?
- Wanda, Cosmo: Timmy!
- Cosmo: The good news is I found my spleen!
- Timmy Turner: That's a rare steak.
- Cosmo: In that case, I'm taking it back. I ordered my spleen medium rare.
- [theme song]
- Chorus: Timmy is an average kid that no one understands / Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands!
- Vicky: BED, TWERP!
- Chorus: The doom and gloom, up in his room / is broken instantly / by his magic little fish, who grant his every wish / Cause in reality, they are his... OddParents, Fairly OddParents!
- Wanda: Wands and wings!
- Cosmo: Floaty crowny things!
- Chorus: OddParents, Fairly OddParents! Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod!
- Timmy Turner: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice! Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
- Chorus: OddParents, Fairy OddParents! It flips your lid, when you are the kid with Fairly OddParents!
- Vicky: Yeah, right!
- [Vicky gets zapped]
- Principal Waxelplax: [after Timmy has won the election and the kids have come back from getting food poisoning from cake] So, Timmy, what do you say to having all the responsibilities of president?
- Timmy Turner: Piece of cake!
- [all kids get sick and their faces turn green]
- Timmy Turner: May I *please* have my ball back?
- Dr. Bender: What's the word I'm looking for? Uh... NO! HAHAHA