Andy Berman credited as playing...
Dib Membrane • Dib • Kids • Blotchtarian • Brent • Busboy • Crowd Choir • Crowd Member #2 • Dib's Computer • Dibship • Ghost • Irken • Larb • Man • Nightmare Dib • SIR Walla • Slaves • Sobbing Kid • Steve • Tae • Video Kids • Willy
- Dib: [commenting on his teacher, Ms. Bitters] Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.
- Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!
- Dib: Wait, is there really a difference?
- Dib: [commenting on the school's fundraising video] Why don't they take the money spent on candy and prizes and use it to buy desks?
- Ms. Bitters: That answer wasn't in the video.
- Dib: [out of breath] Sorry... I'm late... horrible nightmare visions!
- Ms. Bitters: It's called life Dib, sit down!
- Dib: [breaks a pencil in half and sticks one half up his nose] Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
- Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
- Dib: ...pretty far...
- Ms. Bitters: Alright. Take the auxiliary hall pass.
- [Points to a radiator with "HALL PASS" spray painted on it]
- Zim: At the end of this wormhole lies... A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!
- Dib: NOOOO!... wait a minute, did you say a room with a moose?
- Zim: Yes. Your fear is overwhelming, no?
- Dib: ...Um no... What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose in it? I mean, yeah that's a big moose, but really?
- Zim: Oh, I will show you! Prepare your bladder for emanate release!
- Dib: That's it Zim! This has to stop!
- Zim: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
- Dib: Look at you! You've gone too far! You're a hideous blob of stolen organs!
- Zim: I've been working out.
- Zim: [hacks up a child's intestine and slurps it back up, then opens his mouth to reveal the stolen organs in his throat]
- Dib: You think you can fool a trained medical professional?
- Zim: Yes.
- Dib: I suppose you've got a heart in there?
- Zim: Six of them.
- Dib: Intestines?
- Zim: Large or small?
- Dib: Spleen?
- Zim: In three different colors.
- Dib: What about lungs?
- Zim: [pauses for a second, then uses his robotic spider legs to lift himself into the ceiling to go find lungs]
- Dib: You won't find lungs on my watch Zim!