Liz Torres credited as playing...
Miss Patty
- [Lorelai has had to throw Emily an impromptu bachelorette party and invited all the women from Stars Hollow. Emily is now drunk]
- Miss Patty: So, Emily, tell us about this party of yours tomorrow.
- Emily: It's going to be fabulous. Isn't it, Lorelai?
- Lorelai: Ab fab, sweetie darling.
- Emily: Isn't she hilarious? I never have any idea what she's talking about, but she's so entertaining! Like a chimp. Isn't she like a chimp, Gypsy?
- Gypsy: Please make your mother stop talking to me.
- Lorelai: If only I had that power.
- Taylor: Could this meeting be more disrupted?
- Lorelai: I could do a soft shoe.
- Rory: Yeah, while I pound out a beat on the bongos.
- Babette: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
- Miss Patty: I got bongos in the back.
- [Kirk's planning the annual Stars Hollow Firelight Festival]
- Kirk: After we light the bonfire, the dancers should come through.
- Miss Patty: Okay, Kirk.
- Kirk: They'll circle the gazebo. Jazz hands, jazz hands, jazz hands. Then out come the flaming batons.
- Miss Patty: That sounds good, Kirk.
- Kirk: Are you ignoring me?
- Miss Patty: Since you were old enough to walk, Kirk.
- [weeping over the death of Fran Weston]
- Miss Patty: It's times like these that you realize what is *truly* important in your life. I'm so glad I had all that sex.
- [Miss Patty's ballerinas are practising walking around with books on their heads]
- Miss Patty: Now, walk smooth. That's the new Harry Potter on your heads. If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be anymore books.