Matt Borlenghi credited as playing...
- Tom: Shannon, you can't leave. You can't break up with me. We haven't even had sex today.
- Shannon: Speak for yourself!
- [Al answers the door]
- Tom: [with packages] I've got something for Peggy Bundy.
- Al Bundy: So do I.
- [Al shuts the door in his face]
- Tom: Oh, then I guess you don't want these Big'uns Centerfold Popsicle Molds either.
- Al Bundy: [opens the door and takes his package] Are you crazy? I ordered those! Gimme!
- Shannon: Tom, a girl like me has big dreams. I shouldn't be dating you. I should be dating your boss.
- Maria: You did date his boss.
- Tom: You did? Shannon, you dated my boss?
- Shannon: Of course. How do you think you got your raise and your promotion?
- Tom: I thought it was because I dated his wife.
- Maria: You know what? You're no better then your skirt-chasing father.
- Tom: Hey, it was your mother who walked into a married man's house in that little maid's outfit and stole my father away from my own mother.
- Maria: She was the maid, you idiot.
- Tom: Still, I'm not like my father. I know the first name of almost every woman I've slept with. And with any luck, I'm about to learn a new one.
