Jason Biggs credited as playing...
- [Darren has refused to stop seeing his friends or quit the band]
- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
- [Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't *make me* take away your masturbation privileges!
- Darren: I don't think I'm gonna be real comfortable with these things on my nipples.
- Wayne: I can put 'em on your balls.
- Darren: The nipples are fine. Nipples work.
- Darren: I don't have much time, guys. I have to go home and wax Judith's legs.
- J.D.: Maybe she's a herm.
- Darren: A what?
- J.D.: Ya know, a herm. A little puss, little dick.
- Darren: Hi, I'm Darren.
- [Judith looks confused and unimpressed]
- Darren: Darren. My friend said you wanted to meet me.
- Judith: He lied.
- Darren: Haha, that's a good one.
- Judith: No, seriously. I don't want to meet you.
- Wayne: [when Darren is mourning] You promised Sandy you'd be there. You gave her your word.
- Darren: I didn't even talk to her.
- Wayne: O.K. I gave her your word.
- Darren: Come on Wayne. When are you gonna forget about the idea that i'll go out with Sandy?
- Wayne: When you go out with Sandy.
- Darren: You're a lot stronger then you were in high school.
- Sandy: Yeah, well, the convent's got a great gym.
