I didn't think this was a (porn) movie even fit for release. The sole reason to put it out is as a curiosity, with a history behind it. Is it competently made? Is it erotic? Does it have a good 70's adult film storyline? No, no, and no.
This may be the most poorly filmed and unerotic 70's porn I've ever seen (in a genre where there's plenty to choose from!). And I'm a fanatic for them. Inarguably the best decade for adult films, weaving stories into sexual situations (even by the early 80's they were disposing of storylines). They can succeed or fail on so many levels! When they get it right (or very, very wrong), it's as entertaining to me as a real movie.
I can only liken Sexcula's production (minus the incoherent bizarro factor) with some amateur stuff you might see. Much of the movie takes place in a dark basement, where, good luck figuring out what the hell is going on. The "sex" for much of this is either totally obscured by an object (or body part), and things that might be graphic are obscured by shadows! Yeah, I don't think anyone was hired for lighting on this gig. Wait, there was the better-lit wedding sequence, where it actually does get graphic. Unfortunately, it goes on entirely too long, and, to put it frankly, is rather unpleasant.
Alright, I mentioned this film was not fit for a DVD release. Case-in-point: The synopsis of the movie on the back cover is wrong! That's how much effort was put into releasing it on DVD. The guy they hired to watch it, then write a summary, wasn't even paying attention! It says, a Marilyn Chambers lookalike in dual roles as Countess Suckula (she has one role, as the Countess), a buxom cutie with no qualms about lying naked on a table for the entire movie (not the Countess, but a creation of the doctor's, who has no feelings), and a horny bride who can't wait for her ring (yeah, the robot again). Also, the "female pleasure robot" is mentioned redundantly at the end. As for "Marilyn Chambers lookalike," yeah, that's definitely the Countess. Well, her hair was frosted like hers, anyway. Probably the most fetching chick in the movie.
If you want to follow this plot, good luck. I'll give it a try -- A man is reading this very story to his girl, on a picnic in a field. Woman just wants to have sex, guy is inexplicably enamored with the tale (Best part of the whole movie, she is riding on top of him, and he's still reading. Lasts 3 seconds). Dr. Fallatingstein creates herself a male sex toy to satisfy her needs. Only he can't perform. So she calls in Countess Suckula, who apparently has some sort of mystical powers to get him, uh, in the mood. This involves fantasy sequences, sometimes with him, sometimes not, only nothing seems to do the trick. Until... post-wedding orgy, an old priest FAKES IT with the young bride?! Really? He says he now understands love?! Cut to the end, where he implies he's NOT cured, then waves goodbye. What they were smoking up there, I don't know. I purposely left out the guy in a gorilla suit they house in an unlocked cage, and the horny, overweight, disfigured ogre. The less said, the better.
Acting is appalling all-around, which is usually part of the charm... I'd consider this insult to injury, in Suckula's case.