Chi Ma credited as playing...
Master Doe
- Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
- Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
- Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.
- Master Tang: I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a chosen one.
- [flashback to a younger Tang talking to Master Doe]
- Master Doe: There will be a chosen one.
- Master Tang: He then told me of the significance.
- [flashback]
- Master Doe: It will be significant.
- Master Tang: And then he killed the dog.
- [flashback, Master Doe closes his eyes, we hear a fart then a dog whimper]
- Chosen One: I now officially know too much, and why are you in bed?
- Master Tang: Oh, you wouldn't believe what happened next...
- Chosen One: [flashback begins] No wait, please!
- Master Tang: If you insist.
- Master Doe: Uhh, water, everywhere. All over me, I'm getting wet. I am falling, you are falling, we are falling!
- [shouts]
- Master Doe: A whale!
- [the Chosen One is preparing to fight Master Betty; a man comes up to him]
- Master Doe: Wait! You are not ready!
- Chosen One: Who are you?
- Master Doe: Ling's father! Whee-oh-whee-oh-whee-oh-whee!
- Chosen One: Oh, dear.
- Master Doe: Please, I'm dying. You must listen to me. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope. This must not happen. The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses great supernatural powers. Without Tonguey, the Council is invincible. They will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand?
- Master Tang: [nods head up and down] No. I do not understand.