Jerod Mixon credited as playing...
- Kirk: That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.
- Glen: You have to do her, and while you're doing her, think of me. Okay that sounded gay.
- Kirk: If anyone's lost a pair of balls we have found them. Wait, there's a name here. Dizzy Harrison, please pick your balls up and scrotum, that's balls and scrotum at counter 5.
- Music Store Employee(Seth): That's my microphone!
- Courtney: Before I met Gil, I probably would've just looked at you with disgust and walked away wiggling my ass just so you'd know what you were missing.
- Kirk: Yeah, well, the universe is upside down.
- Courtney: And in a few minutes, you will be too.
- Kirk: My dad loves this bike more than he loves me.
- Dizzy: That's not true.
- Kirk: Yeah it is. He wrote it in my birthday card.
