Hector Elizondo credited as playing...
Joe
- Mia: [voiceover] Dear Diary, today is my first official day as Princess of Genovia. We'll land in a few hours, and I'll meet Parliament and the people before beginning my royal duties. Mom is, of course, moving to Genovia with me, and we'll continue painting - without the balloons. Lilly and Michael are planning to spend their summer vacation at our - can you believe it - palace. They're even having my Mustang brought over, which I can legally drive in two weeks. Grandma's so glad to be going home, and Joseph - well, he's watching nearby as usual. Everybody's got pre-coronation jitters, including me. Everybody that is, except Fat Louie. He's totally adapted to being a royal. I guess he was one all along.
- Joe: [voiceover] Princess, look out the window... and welcome to Genovia.
- Mia: Hey, Joe?
- Joe: Mm-Hmmm?
- Mia: I'm gonna turn the backseat into a dressing room so I can change into a proper outfit for Madame, OK?
- Joe: OK. And don't forget your shoes.
- Mia: Ahh, thanks.
- Joe: Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.
- Lilly: Michael, don't always think you could get a ride with us and...
- [sees Mia's new look]
- Lilly: Oy. Who destroyed you?
- Mia: Oh. You-you think it looks that bad?
- Lilly: You look ridiculous. You should sue.
- Mia: Well um... I know it's a little straighter and shorter and...
- Lilly: Weirder!
- [Get's in limo]
- Michael: An attractive weirder.
- Lilly: No, it's not attractive!
- Joe: Seat belts, please.
- Lilly: What I really can't understand is that you ditched me again yesterday when I really needed your help at the greenpeace petition.
- [picks up bag]
- Lilly: These bags! You HAVE one of these bags? You know, we could hock that and feed a whole third world country!
- [Looks at Michael]
- Lilly: Am I right?
- Michael: No.
- Joe: If there are no more passengers, I think we should close the door.