Phil LaMarr credited as playing...
Static • Virgil Hawkins • Green Lantern • John Stewart • Cop • Older Static • Paramedic • Reporter • Spin Drive • Tracy McGrady
- [Static regains consciousness in the Batcave as Alfred is picking splinters out of his arm]
- Static: *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Batman.
- Static: I don't think so.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that.
- Rubberband Man: This is not the way to go about it, Static.
- Static: I've got to find Puff! She's the reason why Daisy got hurt.
- Rubberband Man: She got hurt because you were busy showing off and you know it.
- Virgil: What's all this for?
- Sharon Hawkins: It's for Mom's memorial. You are going to make the speech, aren't you?
- Virgil: No! I don't want to do it.
- Sharon Hawkins: Virgil! You have to do it.
- Virgil: It's like I don't exist. Nobody asked me if I wanted to do it.
- Robert Hawkins: Virgil?
- Virgil: Dad.
- Robert Hawkins: I'm sorry, son. I thought you had come to terms with your mother.
- Virgil: Pops, please don't make me do it.
- Robert Hawkins: Son! You know that I would never force you to do anything that you don't want to do. But if not for me, then do it for your mother.
- Static: Gear, you okay, bro?
- Gear: No! My one chance to tag team with Superman and I miss it because I bust my ankle!
- [Superman looks at Gear's ankle with his X-ray vision]
- Superman: Nothing's broken. Looks like just a bad sprain. You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days.
- Gear: Wow, I just had my ankle X-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again!
- Sharon Hawkins: Come on Virgil, we're running late. Virgil Albert Hawkins, get out here now.
- Virgil: Sharon. My name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that.
- Richie Foley: [as they are trying to stop a damaged plane falling out of the sky] I'm gonna try to land on Woodward Avenue.
- Static: There are cars down there.
- Richie Foley: I know. This thing got a horn?