Noel Fisher credited as playing...
Toad • Todd Tolensky
- Quicksilver: Wanda?
- Scarlet Witch: PIETRO?
- [Wanda attacks the Brotherhood, they run for cover]
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Ex-girlfriend?
- Quicksilver: Worse. She's my *sister*...
- [Boom-Boom barges in on Toad in the bathroom]
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Hey, hey! I'm taking a shower here!
- Boom Boom: Yeah, the whole town's thrilled. I'm out of mouthwash.
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): [sloppily wearing Quicksilver's costume] Look at me, I'm Pietro. Hold on, I have to go to the moon... I'm back.
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): This bombs, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.
- Blob: Yeah, I don't even know what we're doing at school, anyway!
- Quicksilver: But we do know what Lance is doing here. He wants to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S...
- [gets cut off as Avalanche tries to swat him, but he hits Toad instead]
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Ow!
- Quicksilver: [Lance walks in from outside] Finally! Are you done fixing that transmission of yours yet? I've got dates tonight!
- Avalanche: Yeah, I'm done all right.
- Quicksilver: Good. You know, if you're going to be on *my* team, you're going to have to make yourself a little more... presentable. By the way, while you're up, would you mind moving the chair? It's blocking my view of the tube.
- Avalanche: Sure. Glad to!
- [uses his powers to throw the chair out the window]
- Quicksilver: Aw, now look what you...
- Avalanche: [grabbing Pietro] All right, that's it! I've had it with taking orders from you!
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): [comes in tangled up in a TV antenna] And *I'm* tired of being your TV antenna!
- Blob: And *I'm* tired of doing all your cooking!
- [sadly]
- Blob: You didn't even notice the radish roses. I'm through!
- Quicksilver: Hey, hey, hey! Might I remind you losers that Magneto put me in charge for a reason. And the only way you guys have any chance of joining his new crew is to prove that you can work together as a team! And that, my friends, takes leadership! Strong, decisive, fearless...
- [looks out the window and screams]
- Quicksilver: Wanda!
- [dives into the closet]
- Quicksilver: Don't tell her I'm here!
- Avalanche: Ha!
- Principal Edward Kelly: I just thought I'd stop by and personally invite you all to come back to school.
- Blob: School? Oh, no way! We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Since when?
- Principal Edward Kelly: If you do come, I'm certain you won't be bothered by anyone. In fact, I think they're all afraid of you.
- Toad (Todd Tolensky): Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that.