Sasha Alexander credited as playing...
- Jackie: I'm calling from a pay phone because I can't get my piece of sh*t cell phone to work unless I stand on my head with my fingers up my ass!
- Jackie: I know gay men. I practically invented them.
- Jackie: Oh my god, Eli was stalking you? That is so romantic.
- Tom: Where you going?
- Jackie: Uhh, home, to officially 'not call'.
- Tom: No, no, no, no, you were supposed to stay here and watch Lifetime Television for Women and Gay Men!
- Jackie: Uhh, no.
- Tom: It's Joan Van Ark in "Not Without My Nose Job".
- Jackie: Oh, angel, I've already lived that movie!
