Osgood Perkins credited as playing...
Dorky David
- [Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David]
- Elle: Excuse me.
- [Elle turns around and slaps David]
- Elle: Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since.
- David: [pause] I'm sorry?
- Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?
- David: Both?
- Elle: Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you.
- [Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him]
- Girl: So, when did you wanna go out?
- David: My name is David Kidney. I have a master's in Russian literature, a PhD in biochemistry, and for the last eighteen months I've been deworming orphans in Somalia.
- Professor Stromwell: The law is reason free from passion. Does anyone know who spoke those immortal words?
- David: Aristotle.
- Professor Stromwell: Are you sure?
- David: Yes.
- Professor Stromwell: Would you be willing to stake your life on it?
- David: I think so.
- Professor Stromwell: What about his life?
- David: I don't know.
- Professor Stromwell: Well, I recommend knowing before speaking. The law leaves much room for interpretation, but very little for self-doubt. And you were right. It was Aristotle.