Christina Applegate credited as playing...
Alicia Valco
- Drew Latham: Hey, Alicia! Want to go toboganning with me?
- Alicia Valco: Oh, I'm sorry Drew. Have I been sending you mixed signals?
- Drew Latham: [laughs] You know, I just thought instead of maybe laying around the house all day, you might actually wanna have some fun.
- Alicia Valco: No thanks.
- Drew Latham: Oh, I see. You're afraid of fun. You don't like having fun!
- Alicia Valco: Of course I like fun. Everybody likes fun... it's fun!
- Drew Latham: So then, why won't you go with me?
- Alicia Valco: Because it'll be with you.
- Alicia Valco: You know what? There's nothing that you can do about those Christmases, but the one that you can do something about, the one that's here and now, you just spent that destroying my family.
- Drew Latham: Alicia, just for the record, I didn't destroy your family.
- Alicia Valco: What are you talking about?
- Drew Latham: Your parents are splitting up. It's obvious. Brian knows it. That's why he spends all his time in his room on his computer. You just didn't wanna see it. I can understand that.
- [Missy shows Alicia the bracelet she got from Drew]
- Missy Vanglider: I want you to see the bracelet Drew got me.
- Alicia Valco: [sarcastically] Ooh, Cartier, huh? Wow. Look at that. That's just beautiful.
- [Alicia looks over at Drew in disgust]
- Alicia Valco: Well, that's my brother, just never afraid to put a price tag on his feelings.
- Drew Latham: [annoyed] Ah. That's my sister. Never understanding there's love, you can care and want to show it in a big way, and you shouldn't be put down and mocked, and made hurt feelings.
- Alicia Valco: When you love somebody, you don't have to show it in a big way.
- Drew Latham: So you were slumming when you were making out with me in the kitchen?
- [the room goes quiet after Drew's revelation to Alicia in front of Missy]
- Christine Valco: Drew wants a family Christmas, so we're gonna be his family.
- Alicia Valco: That's insane.
- Drew Latham: Tell me about it. I never had a sister, so this is bullshit right here.
- Christine Valco: [to Alicia] Okay. You are my illegitimate love child.
- Alicia Valco: [disgusted] Mom!
- Christine Valco: [to Drew] And you had no idea about her.