Miriam Flynn credited as playing...
Principal Milliken
- [rock music starts playing]
- Principal Milliken: Children? Children! Please! Nothing too wild!
- Alvin Seville: Us? Wild?
- Principal Milliken: Besides, I'm about to take early retirement. Oooh! Lucky me! Alvin'll be somebody else's problem!
- Dave Seville: You're retiring? Why, you don't look a day over 50.
- Principal Milliken: I'm 31!
- Dave Seville: Ooops. Heh.
- Principal Milliken: This is what having Alvin for a student has done to me! However, now that you're here, it's Theoodre that I'm worried about.
- Principal Milliken: [Gleefully, while talking to Dave about her early retirement because of Alvin's antics] I'm taking a less stressful job driving trucks full of nitroglycerin across rickety bridges in South America!
- [Mr. Rochelle has been complaining about Theodore's acting]
- Principal Milliken: You're forgetting that we're doing this to improve his self-esteem.
- [Mr. Rochelle starts to cry]
- Mr. Rochelle: What about MY self-esteem, sister? I will be the laughing stock of the Elementary School Theater Directors Bowling League!