Courtney Gains credited as playing...
Wade
- Wade: [breaking up Melanie and Jake's kiss in the rain] What the hell are you two tryin' to do... get yourselves killed?
- Melanie Carmichael: What seems to be the trouble, officer?
- Wade: I'm here to bring you in, young lady!
- Jake: What did she do this time?
- Wade: Well, the way I hear it... seems she run out on a perfectly good cake!
- Jake: Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?
- Wade: Uh, Clinton's breath.
- Jake: You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?
- Bobby Ray: Last time I checked, yeah.
- Jake: [puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink.
- Bobby Ray: Well, you're really not my type, I mean...
- [laughter]
- Wade: The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong.
- Jake: I supposed shoplifting steaks from Winn Dixie's okay?
- Melanie Carmichael: Oh, Oh! I took 'em back and you know it!
- Jake: What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard... totally her!
- Melanie Carmichael: Like I could tip a cow... by myself!
- Jake: Wade, isn't there some outstanding warrant for whoever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond?
- Melanie Carmichael: [horrified realizing what he meant] OH!