Anna Faris credited as playing...
Cindy
- Cindy Campbell: Oh, my god, Brenda we're gonna die.
- Brenda Meeks: IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN YOU IF YOU HAD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- Ghost Voice: Cindy! I want you to know to what happened to me... Look in the music room! Check the music room!
- Cindy Campbell: Where are you?
- Ghost Voice: Check the fucking music room!
- Cindy Campbell: [singing terribly along with the radio to Vitamin C and swerving all over the road] As we go on! We remember! All the time we! Spent To-geee-therrr! And as the time goes...
- [suddenly the music comes to an abrupt stop]
- Colleen Fitzpatrick: [voice] Hey! Will you shut the fuck up and let me sing?
- Cindy Campbell: You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy.
- Cindy Campbell: Thanks, Brenda.
- Buddy: Hey are you guys okay?
- Brenda Meeks: Hell, yeah. It's gonna take more than a bag of bones to scare me.
- Hell House Ghost: Wedgie!
- Cindy Campbell: Oh my God! Brenda, do something!
- Brenda Meeks: Okay!
- Hell House Ghost: [Brenda runs away]
- Cindy Campbell: I thought I was your best friend?
- Brenda Meeks: Was. I'ma miss you, girl!
- Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.
- Shorty Meeks: Helloo... Cindy.
- [Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
- Cindy Campbell: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
- Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!
- Buddy: Hey, Cind.
- Cindy Campbell: Hey, Buddy.
- Buddy: [punches her in the boob] Open chest! Oh, come on. You gotta be quicker than that A cup.
- [Cindy crawls up]
- Theo: Hey, guys.
- [all the guys say hello and look at her sexually]
- Theo: Well, are you boys gonna sit there with your mouths open or is someone gonna offer me a seat?
- [everyone pushes their chairs towards her]
- Dwight Hartman: [Dwight pushes wheelchair towards her and sits on Ray's leg] I warmed it up for you. It's the best seat in the house.
- Ray Wilkins: Second best.
- [Ray touches Dwight's hair]
- Shorty Meeks: Woooooh!
- Cindy Campbell: Oh, Shorty!
- Shorty Meeks: Cindy!
- Cindy Campbell: There's a monster chasing me, what are we gonna do?
- Shorty Meeks: Eeeh, eeh... I got it!
- [Shoves Cindy out of the room and locks the door]
- Cindy Campbell: [Sees the parrot] Hi little guy, look at you!
- Little Bird: Little? I'm not little, I'm hung like a bull lady! Check it out, you ever seen a bird get this big? Too much for ya, huh baby?
- Cindy Campbell: Yeah...
- Little Bird: Alright well step off then sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love!
- Cindy Campbell: K...
- [Walks away]
- Little Bird: Fuckin tease.
- Cindy Campbell: [looks at bottles placed in front of Shorty] Choloroform? Horse Tranquilizers? You drugged him.
- Hanson: I did not. That's all his stuff.