My Family (2000–2011)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
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Quotes
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[to Ben]
Michael : Sometimes you're treating me like I'm you.
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Michael : If I was smart, I'd have run away with the circus already.
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Ben : [grabs Michael on the neck from behind] Right, gotcha!
Michael : How long have you been waiting there?
Ben : Hours. Where's my £60?
Michael : I put it in the bank.
Ben : At this time of night?
Michael : Erm... I did it online.
Ben : [looking puzzled] I gave you cash!
Michael : It's got a holographic modem.
Ben : What's that?
Michael : Well... you scan the bank notes into the feeder slot, which then converts them into cyber-pennies... which, then transmatterates them directly into my account.
Ben : Well, transmatterate them back.
Michael : Erm... you can't do it twice. They'll disintegrate.
Ben : Come on! You can't fool me! I'm not your mother! If you can transmatterate them one way, you can transmatterate them back! Now, where's my cash?