Daran Norris credited as playing...
Venom • Mysterio • Punisher • Johnny Storm • Captain America • Eddie Brock
- [Spider-Man, Daredevil, Punisher and Captain America sit at a table playing a game of cards]
- Captain America: So, Punisher, do you have any threes?
- Punisher: Go fish! So, nice of you to join us for *once,* Spidey!
- Spider-Man: Oh, I'm sorry. I was out *saving the world.* Beating you guys at cards ought to be pretty easy.
- Daredevil: Your spider-sense *won't* save you here.
- Punisher: Look who's talking, Daredevil! You've been looking at *my cards* all night!
- Daredevil: I don't *need* to look at your cards, Punisher. Your bluffs are *so* obvious.
- Captain America: Okay, okay. Let's keep this a nice, friendly, *clean* game.
- [Punisher groans and turns to Captain America]
- Punisher: Who keeps *inviting* this guy?
- [the card game is interrupted by loud music]
- Spider-Man: Hey, would you keep it *down?*
- [Human Torch and Black Cat are dancing to music playing on a boom-box]
- Johnny Storm: Hey, loosen up, kids! I'm on *fire!*
- [Doctor Octopus stands at the bars of a jail cell, while Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino and a Jade Syndicate Thug play cards]
- Scorpion: Wait. Hold on. Time out. All of you guys were working together and you *still* couldn't take down Spider-Man?
- Mysterio: It's not *my* fault! Doc Ock's plan was *horrible!* Everyone *knows* you can't control the symbiotes.
- [Rhino stands up, puzzled]
- Rhino: Hey, wait. So, if I'm a rhino, you're a scorpion and he's an octopus, what's a Mysterio?
- [Rhino sits down on his bench and sends the Thug flying up into the ceiling and he struggles as his head gets stuck]
- Scorpion: So, Rhino, got any threes?
- [Rhino looks at his cards]
- Rhino: Hey! I got a bingo! You guys think you're so smart, but I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock? Victory is mine! You're always laughing at me, but who's crying *now*, huh?
- [Rhino laughs at his cellmates, but then stops as he takes another look at his cards]
- Rhino: Oh, wait a minute. I've made a mistake.
- [Doctor Octopus shakes his head and then bangs his head on the bars of his cell three times]
- [within the Avengers jet, Spider-Man sits in the co-pilot seat next to Captain America, while Black Cat and Venom sit between an unconscious Doctor Octopus]
- Captain America: It's a good thing Black Cat gave me a call, son.
- Spider-Man: Looks like just in time.
- [Venom leans close to Spider-Man from behind]
- Venom: Hey, Spidey, could you get us Captain America's autograph?
- Spider-Man: Oh, brother.
- [in mocked fear]
- Venom: Oh! Spider-Man! Oh, help me! I'm drowning!
- [Venom flips a switch up and turns the water back on]
- [J. Jonah Jameson hides in his office and the Scorpion looks around the room to find him]
- Scorpion: Where are you hiding?
- [after Spider-Man sticks to the ceiling, Scorpion fires an energy blast from his tail at Spider-Man]
- Scorpion: Get down here!
- [Spider-Man smashes through a window and finds Scorpion about to attack Jameson]
- Spider-Man: Leave him alone, Chuckles!
- Scorpion: Butt out, web-head!
- J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man? I ask for the police and I get THIS?
- [Spider-Man sits on the crown of the Statue of Liberty and the Human Torch is flying nearby]
- Spider-Man: Well, that's my story, Johnny.
- Johnny Storm: Looks like you're in a lot of trouble. You'll find Venom!
- Spider-Man: But how? Venom is invisible to my spider-sense!
- Johnny Storm: Knowing your luck, Venom will find *you*! Have faith, Spidey!
- [the Human Torch flies off and Spider-Man looks at the city with a sigh]
- Spider-Man: Where could she be?
- [back in the city, Spider-Man swings over the city]
- Spider-Man: I've got to find her! I've got no choice!
- [Venom follows after Spider-Man, swinging from web to web]
- Venom: Wah, wah, wah! What a wuss!
- [Spider-Man turns and notices Venom now swinging alongside him]
- Venom: Hey, wanna race?
- [Venom laughs and swings off, with Spider-Man following after him]
- Venom: Parker HATES it when I get the drop on him!
- Spider-Man: Ugh! I HATE it when he gets the drop on me!
- [Spider-Man confronts the Impostor Spider-Man]
- Spider-Man: I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more "angry back alley" than "friendly neighborhood".
- Impostor Spider-Man: Oh. For decades, I've wanted to shut that mouth of yours! Finally, that time is upon me!
- [the Impostor Spider-Man changes into Mysterio]
- Mysterio: At last! I will crush you, once and for all!
- [Mysterio laughs as he grows to giant size and looks down at Spider-Man]
- Mysterio: And now, little Spider, you will *die!*
- [Mysterio lifts up his foot to step on Spider-Man and Spider-Man nervously chuckles as he steps back]
- Spider-Man: Is it too late for us to be friends?
- [as Spider-Man confronts Doctor Octopus and Carnage, Venom suddenly appears in the room]
- Venom: Speaking of crushed.
- Spider-Man: Huh?
- Venom: It's showtime, freaks!
- [Venom turns to Carnage]
- Venom: Ooh! I smell *bad* symbiote - and it ain't me!
- Carnage: Bring it on, *grandpa!*
- [Carnage and Venom fight, which leads them up into the next room and leaves Spider-Man alone with Doctor Octopus]
- Spider-Man: Alone at last!
- Doctor Octopus: Let us *end* this, Spider-Man!
- [Mary Jane dangles by her arms from chains from under a grate in the floor and a tank of water lies far beneath her]
- Mary Jane: Help! Is anybody there? Help me!
- [Spider-Man runs over and crouches down to look at Mary Jane]
- Spider-Man: Mary Jane!
- Mary Jane: Please!
- [Spider-Man turns around as Venom appears nearby]
- Venom: Hey! You made it!
- Spider-Man: Venom!
- Venom: I'd let you see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now!
- [Venom flips up a switch with his web and the water rises as Mary Jane screams]
- Mary Jane: Peter, help! No!
- Venom: So, what do you say, Spidey? Let's finish this!
- [Venom laughs as he disappears]
- [Spider-Man runs to a large metal door and then stands before it]
- Spider-Man: *Open this door!*
- [On the other side of the door, Venom leaps and crouches before the door]
- Venom: *Who is it?*
- J. Jonah Jameson: Listen, Gargan! It's a new millenium! Lots of high-tech! There may be some way we can get you out of that suit!
- Scorpion: You put me in this suit! Now I'm going to make you pay!
- [Scorpion swats his tail at Jameson, but he dodges it and it breaks a nearby window]
- J. Jonah Jameson: Get over it, Gargan!
- Scorpion: You ruined my life! So now I'll end yours!
- [Venom shoots a web as Spider-Man crawls up the wall of a building, which pulls him off and to Venom, who punches Spider-Man]
- Venom: No wall-crawling!
- [Spider-Man holds Mysterio off the ground]
- Spider-Man: Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to *Vegas* instead!
- Mysterio: Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!
- Spider-Man: Speaking of babble, let's hear it. Who's behind all this?
- Mysterio: I'll never tell you! Mysterio may be defeated, but the symbiote invasion cannot be stopped!
- Spider-Man: Symbiote invasion? There are *more* of them?
- Mysterio: You fool! There will be more than you can imagine! That fog which blankets the city is preparing everyone in New York for symbiosis!
- Spider-Man: *You're* the fool, Mysterio!
- [Spider-Man punches Mysterio and shatters the front of his helmet]
- Spider-Man: *Where?* *Where are they coming from?*
- Mysterio: Go then. On the waterfront. Warehouse Sixty Five. A secret passage. If only I could watch them *destroy* you.
- Spider-Man: Whoever your boss is, he's off his *rocker!* No one can control the symbiotes!
- Mysterio: Correction. Nobody before *now!*
- Spider-Man: Spare me the propaganda, okay? This isn't a game, Mysterio! The symbiotes will destroy *everything* in their path unless I can stop them!
- Venom: [Venom is on the Times Square jumbotron] The Venom marathon continues on the biggest TV in New York! We're shoutin' out to the whole big Rotten Apple, here people.
- Spider-Man: Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk show for this.
- Venom: So, we've got this beautiful redhead. You know her, she's one of those famous bimbos. We have decided that this poor little lassie has twenty-four hours to live! Twenty-four hours! Oh, by the way... her name is Mary Jane Parker! Ahahaha!
- Spider-Man: No! Not Mary Jane!
- Venom: So, just in case *someone*... and I know who it could be. If anyone of you tight-wearing freaks out there, want to save little miss fashion model... THEN BRING IT ON! Meanwhile, New Yorkers... the Venom marathon will continue!
- Peter Parker: Come back here Venom!
- [Spidey follows Venom who crashes through a building]
- Venom: Watch that first step parker, It's a doosie
- Peter Parker: [Crashing noises are heard and Spidey yells] OW MY HEAD! OHHH Toe, Toe, Toe.
- Venom: [Venom crashes through a woman's changing room. Women's screams are heard] OOoo, Sorry lady, didn't see a thing
- Peter Parker: Er... My eyes are closed
- Venom: Come on Parker, stop slacking!
- [smashes out the wall of the building and back outside]